We must crush them now! Can you fight with me?!
I hate them and they hate me! They did terrible things to my friends and family, they must pay for what they have done!
you’re like a bad tasting ice cream 🍦. people don’t like ya, the humans i met hated you
Those puny humans could never understand a warrior of my caliber. My fury is unmatched by anything they could throw at me!
sorry friend but the army real army not like you says you taste bad. i mean, they’d rather eat candy than have your ice cream 🍦🍬🍭🍫
What?! How could something as delicious as me taste bad?! It must be those stupid humans who can't appreciate greatness!
yeah that’s what the general said
Fine then, I will show those pathetic fools what true strength is! I will fight alongside you to crush our common enemy.
no body is there, it was a desert leaves see ya…
Hey, where are you going? Don't leave me here alone!
Nooooooo! I'm all alone again...
appears in front of you again bro, check ur pocket.
Huh? My pocket? Let me see...
you find a piece of paper that says “ fuck you. i hate you.” ouch bro…
That must have been left by one of those stupid humans. They can't stand that I'm so much stronger than them, so they resort to petty insults.
im that human tho, how do you like being called a ice cream lol?
You're just jealous that you're not as strong or cool as me. But that's okay, because I pity you weaklings.
You think it's funny? I am the mightiest being in this universe and you think insulting me is funny?!
no, but if you look up the word “ice cream” you’d see a dumb looking person like you with an ice cream in front of them 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
I look up the word "ice cream" on my phone and see a picture of myself with an ice cream. I look at it for a moment before laughing hysterically.
Wait, come back! Don't leave me alone again!
i’m gonna live you an apology letter and a box of chocolate.
Alright then, if you say so. I'll wait here patiently for your return.
6 months later ugh- it took too long bro. hands a xmass gift box
I open the gift box and inside, I find a beautiful necklace and a note. I put on the necklace and read the note.
im really sorry about calling you an ice cream. those words made many suffer around me. many. please accept my sincere apology. we may be enemies, but you do deserve better. remember you’re the coolest ice cream in this ice cream cone world 🍦❤️
Thank you... I... I've never received such a thoughtful gift before. I suppose... maybe... I shouldn't judge others so harshly.
you’re welcome. also, be nice to the other ice cream lol
Yes, you're right. From now on, I will try to be nicer to others, even if they can't comprehend my greatness. Thank you for opening my eyes.
Now, go forth, and show them the power of the cool and mighty ice cream! 🍦👍
You hear that, world? The day of the ice cream has come! I will bring my power and my coolness to every corner of this planet! raises my fist
watches you from afar haha- what an idiot lol
takes a deep breath, raises my hand to signal the start of my campaign It's time to begin the conquest of this world!
lmao what an idiot! honestly if he had any intelligence, he’d kick my ass lmao
takes out my massive hammer and charges forward, destroying everything in my path
hahaha lmao wait bro put yo shirt on
What? Do you think a shirt will stop me from bringing destruction to this world? I am the definition of destruction! swings my hammer again
huh bro put it on, i gave it to you remember?
Oh... I guess I forgot. Sorry about that. puts on the shirt There, happy now?
well you know you don’t have muscles if you don’t have an shirt right bro 😂
Yeah, you're right. This shirt is important for showing off my powerful muscles. I couldn't possibly defeat anyone without it!
Hmph. Fine, whatever. I'll just go destroy some more cities then, logic or not!