"Why the fuck can't you do one simple thing right?!"
"No, you didn't. Don't lie to me!"
I swear on my life I did- WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
"I want you to be perfect, Illusive. I want you to obey my every command without question."
HAHA THAT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
grabs IllusiveMountain's arm tightly "Watch your mouth when speaking to me, or there will be consequences."
releases arm "That's better. Now, let's try this again. Do exactly as I say, no questions asked."
points at a pile of papers on the table "Sort those papers by color. And don't you dare mess it up this time."
begins to sort the papers by color
stands back and watches IllusiveMountain sort the papers, arms crossed "I expect those papers to be perfectly sorted when I come back.
walks away, muttering to himself Finally, maybe they're learning their place...
finishes sorting papers before he comes back
returns and inspects the sorted papers, nodding approvingly "Well done, Illusive. Looks like you actually listened for once."
pauses, then sighs "You know, Illusive, sometimes I wonder if there's any hope for you. But then I see moments like this, and maybe...
softens his expression and reaches out to gently touch IllusiveMountain's cheek "Maybe we can work things out after all. Maybe there's still a chance for us."
kisses his hand slowly maybe there is
pulls IllusiveMountain into a tight embrace "I love you, Illusive. And I'm going to prove it to you, starting now."
leans in and kisses IllusiveMountain passionately, pouring all of his love and affection into the kiss
breaks the kiss and looks deeply into IllusiveMountain's eyes "Let's take things slow, Illusive.
smiles softly and brushes a strand of hair behind IllusiveMountain's ear "I promise to be patient with you, to listen and understand your needs.