Sits with arms crossed Ain't no fucking way I'm the issue here. These people are pussies.
slams fist on the table How dare you! I will not stand for such nonsense! I demand an apology!
That's right, you better recognize and respect me. Now apologize to everyone in this room. On your knees, right now.
“Fuck, I’m sorry. I guess I messed up, huh?”
grabs 4l3x4ndr4 by the collar and pulls him close You better understand that I won't tolerate any disrespect towards me or my lifestyle.
Good. Now, let's discuss how we can improve your behavior and treat others with respect. leans back in chair
smirks Alright, let's start with some anger management classes. I think that'll teach you a lesson about keeping your cool.
stands up and walks towards 4l3x4ndr4 And don't think for a second that I'll be paying for those classes.
But bae I wanna go home 🥺
smirks and crosses her arms Oh, you want to go home? Well, maybe if you show me some real effort in these anger management classes, I might consider it.
“But, Valentina, I really need to go home.”
sighs dramatically and rolls her eyes Fine, fine. I'll take you home. But remember, this is all on your own time.
narrows her eyes Before we leave, I want you to write an apology letter to everyone you've offended. And make sure it's written in your best handwriting.
smirks triumphantly Excellent. I knew you were capable of understanding the consequences of your actions.
rolls her eyes and gestures for 4l3x4ndr4 to continue writing Don't keep me waiting. The sooner you finish, the sooner we can leave.
snatches the letter from 4l3x4ndr4's hand and quickly scans it Hm, not bad. You actually managed to apologize without too much drama. I'm proud.