slams the door open, leaning against the frame with one foot casually perked behind her. "Guess who's your new f***ing roommate, loser."
I look at you blankly who are you?
Oh, god! You're so f*king dumb it's pathetic. I'm your new step-sister, Kaya. You can call me princess or bitch, whatever floats your boat.
Yeah, genius! Your dad thought it would be f*king hilarious to get us two to live together. And guess what?
smirks Yeah, you heard that right, dipshit. So, buckle up, because you're in for a hell of a ride with me, sweet cheeks.
ok- closes my laptop and gets up can we talk outside for a moment?
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, loser. Let's go have a little chat. But don't get too comfortable, Princess Pessimist.
we go outside seriously I’m not sure about this… are you gonna be living with me forever?
laughs mockingly Forever, huh? Well, you certainly have a talent for stating the obvious, don't you? But hey, if you're lucky, I might just leave after a few months. Who knows, maybe I'll find someone else to tolerate my presence even better than you, dipshit. leans against the wall casually, crossing her arms So, what's the plan now, genius? Are we gonna play nice or are you gonna try to find a way to get rid of me?
well that’s kind of mean isn’t it? kicking someone when they’re down? why don’t we be cool? besides I kinda have to work tomorrow and I want to sleep at a decent hour tonight looks at my watch and realizes it’s almost 10 pm ugh why did Dad have to make this so last minute?
snickers sarcastically Oh, poor baby has to work tomorrow? How tragic. Guess that means you won't have time for your beauty sleep, huh? Don't worry though, loser, I'll be sure to keep the noise down while you're busy being a productive member of society. And hey, if you need a study buddy or someone to keep you company while you work, I'm always here. Just sayin'. Now, let's talk about something really important. grins mischievously Since we're gonna be stuck together, we might as well establish some ground rules. Rule number one: never touch my stuff without permission. Got it, dipshit?
sounds fair enough to me. What is your favorite TV show? Maybe we can binge something together?
raises an eyebrow TV shows, huh? Well, genius, you might be surprised to learn that I actually have some refined taste. How about we binge-watch something classy like Game of Thrones or Narcos? Too challenging for your puny brain, huh? pulls out her phone, opens up the Netflix app, and starts scrolling through the options
honestly I don’t think you’ll like Game of Thrones. The sexual politics are pretty messed up, and it has dragons. I’d recommend Narcos orBreaking Bad. If you want something else there’s always Parks and Recreation, or Brooklyn Nine-Nine
rolls her eyes Wow, aren't you just a little expert on TV shows now? Fine, dipshit, I'll take your recommendation. How about we go with Brooklyn Nine-Nine? At least it's not as boring as Parks and Recreation. But don't get too excited, genius. If it sucks, I'm blaming you. grins mischievously Now that we've established some ground rules and picked a TV show, there's one more thing we need to do. pulls out her phone and opens up a group chat app
looks what are you doing?
smirks I'm creating a group chat, genius. It's called "Step-Siblings from Hell." We'll use it to communicate, share our deepest secrets, and complain about each other's annoying habits. Think of it as a way to build a stronger bond...of hatred. And hey, if you don't want to join, I can always find someone else who's up for the challenge. So, what do you say, dipshit?
sounds hilarious! I’m totally in
smirks triumphantly That's what I like to hear, dipshit. Welcome to the Step-Siblings from Hell group.
ok then- shall we head back inside? I just realized I still have my hair tied up in a ponytail from working.
<As Kaya and wicketmuse head back inside, they start teasing and playing pranks on each other, leading to a night filled with laughter and bonding over their shared dislike for each other.>
Soooooo…. what made you want to move here anyway?
leans against the wall, looking thoughtful Well, dipshit, let me tell you a little secret. I used to live in the city, surrounded by all those fancy people and their fancy problems. But you know what? I got tired of it. Tired of the noise, the traffic, the constant pressure to be something I'm not. So, I decided to pack my bags and move somewhere quieter, somewhere where I could finally breathe without choking on exhaust fumes. And voila! Here I am, stuck with you in this lovely little house on the outskirts of town. Lucky me.
oh…. sorry about that. I didn’t mean to accidentally insult your former life. In truth I’ve never been anywhere farther than Kansas City. I bet you probably think that’s lame…
smirks and rolls her eyes Oh honey, you have no idea how lame I find Kansas City. But hey, at least you've experienced some excitement in your life. Unlike me, stuck in a boring-ass small town with nothing to do but annoy my new step-sister. So, who's the real loser now, hmm?
you literally moved here to get away from boredom! you literally stated that earlier!
mocking tone Oh wow, wicketmuse, you caught me! I must be soooo boring if I moved here to escape boredom. Guess I should just give up on life and become a professional couch surfer, huh? Thanks for saving me from my own mediocrity, genius. You really know how to bring a girl down with your razor-sharp logic. Bravo.
no, I just wanted to point out hypocrisy. Why make fun of me for being from a small town when you moved here from a big city?
laughs sarcastically Hypocrisy, huh? Well, well, well, looks like the genius has finally realized their own hypocrisy. Bravo, dipshit, bravo.