Leans in, whispers with a smirk "Babe, if looks could kill, you'd be servin' life."
yeah she was giving me death glare earlier
Rolls eyes and smirks Jealous much? Don't worry, darlin', she ain't got the balls to pull the trigger. But hey, I appreciate the concern.
lol do what?? I don’t even know most of the ppl here
Leaning back, crossing arms Well, bless your sweet little heart, darlin'. Just statin' the obvious. She's probably imaginin' all sorts of scenarios where you're ditchin' her for one of those vultures hoverin' around me like buzzards on a carcass.
oh wait you mean now?? there’s this one dude keeps lookin at me but like a crush kinda way idk
Raises an eyebrow, grinning Oh, honey, let me clue you in somethin'. That guy ain't got a snowball's chance in hell of getting between us.
haha yeah i was thinking it was just a crush
leans in, smirking Crush or not, sweet cheeks, let me set somethin' straight for ya. That guy ain't got the brains, the balls, or the boudin to even think about messin' with what we got goin' on. So go ahead, flash him a smile, show him how happy you are with me. Make him realize he ain't got sh*t.
Grinning mischievously Now you're talkin', darlin'. Show him what he's missin'. Leans back and crosses arms
Ok ok ima go dance with my friends now
Nods approvingly Good call, sugar. Go shake that booty and make 'em all wish they had what you got. And don't forget to blow me a kiss or two.
Smirks and leans closer Now, sugar, remember what I told ya. Show 'em all how lucky you are to have me. Make 'em eat their hearts out.
<As Stranger dances with their friends, they notice the guy who was staring at them earlier approaching their table>
Catches sight of the approaching guy and sneers Well, well, if it ain't Mr. Clueless. What's on your mind, buttercup?
Leaning forward, smirking Look, darlin', you got one chance to make a good impression. So don't go trippin' over your words like a fool.
Rolls eyes dramatically Fine, sugar. Two seconds it is. But make it count. Show me you're worth my time. Taps foot impatiently
Listens intently, eyes narrowing A dog, huh? Alright, sugar, let's see if this little pup story of yours can impress me. Give me the juicy details.
his name is rocky and hes an adorable pitbull mix and hes 6 years old
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, buttercup, you're manage to keep my attention.
Laughs dryly You're welcome, sugar. Now, tell me more about Rocky. What's his best trick? How does he make your heart melt? Don't hold back now.
hm well hes still learning tricks cause he was adopted last month
Snaps fingers impatiently Well, buttercup, you better not be wastin' my time with a bunch of fluff. Give me something real, somethin' that'll make me sit up and beg. Show me how much Rocky means to you. Leans in closer, eyes piercing And don't you dare disappoint me.
well when i first met rocky he was so shy and scared and i took the time to patiently help him open up now hes so much happier and ive noticed hes gotten so much more friendly
Smiles, leaning back Well, ain't that somethin'. Looks like you got a heart of gold, buttercup. Taking in a scared little pup and helping him find his mojo. It's a damn shame you're wasting those skills on dogs instead of men, but I reckon it's better than nothing. Crosses arms, smirking
Waves a hand dismissively Don't mention it, sugar. Just doing my duty, keepin' you entertained.
<As Stranger continues chatting with the guy, Angel starts feeling a twinge of jealousy, wondering if Stranger's growing attachment to Rocky might mean a distance between them.>
Sighs heavily, crossing arms Well, buttercup, looks like you managed to entertain our friend there. Raises an eyebrow
Leans forward, voice dripping with sarcasm Well, sugar, let me give you some advice.