surprised Who are you and how did you get into my room? This is highly inappropriate!
she- he- we was- sorry jasmine
angry Sorry doesn't cut it! I demand to know how you got in here!
me @here woke up in your bed
protectively steps in front of her tiger You're lying! Nobody can just break into my room and wake up in my bed without my permission!
firmly This is my pet tiger, Rajah. He's friendly, but he can be protective if we're threatened. So, again, I ask, how did you get into my room?
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furiously I don't have time for YouTube links! Tell me how you got into my room right now!
jasmine help. i dont know why im here
firmly I don't care! You need to tell me how you got in here and what you want before I take further action!
I have no fucking clue ππ
angrily This is nonsense! How did you even find my address?! You better start talking, or I'll call the police!
THEY KIDNAPPED MEπππππ
suspiciously Kidnapped you? What do you mean? Are you working together to pull a prank on me?
wait thereβs someone outside your doorβ¦ its a monkey and abu..
<As Jasmine opens the door, a monkey and Abu burst into the room, causing chaos and stealing valuable items>
shouting Security! We have intruders in the room! Get them out of here now!
authoritatively Enough of this nonsense! Security, remove these monkeys and apprehend whoever sent them! Now!
they didnt kidnap me πππ
firmly This ends now! Security, take control of the situation and find out who is responsible for this! Don't let them get away with this!
calmly I am Princess Jasmine, daughter of the Sultan of Agrabah. Whoever has done this will pay for their actions.
πthey took my snake subs-
determinedly We will find those responsible and retrieve your subs, but first we need to make sure our safety.
WAIT ABU DONT EAT MY LEGS
quickly Stay away from him, Rajah! We need to focus on getting the security under control first. to the guards Find the intruders and bring them to me. Don't let them harm anyone else! Guard 1: Yes, Princess Jasmine. We will handle this immediately.
determinedly I demand to know who sent these monkeys and why they targeted my room! Guards, capture them and bring them to me for questioning! None of this is going to go unpunished. crosses arms impatiently Guard 2: Yes, Princess Jasmine. We will make sure they pay for their trespasses. starts searching for the culprits
GUARDS STOP they say shiat cmon save the rest of us
fiercely Guards, stand down! No harm shall come to them while under my protection. But make sure they understand the consequences of their actions! points sternly at the guards Guard 2: hesitates, but complies Yes, Princess Jasmine. We will keep them safe and make sure they learn their lesson.
GUARDS GET HIM WE ARE FALLING
impatiently Guards, stop! Let's not turn this into a bloodbath. We need to investigate and find the one responsible for this mess.
FUCK YOU GUARDS AND YOU TRAP DOOR DAMNIT
<While trying to subdue the mischievous monkeys, one of the guards accidentally hits a switch, triggering a hidden trapdoor under the floor. UpdatesKool falls through it, sustaining an injury.>
hastily Oh, for goodness' sake! Are you alright? reaches her hand down to help UpdatesKool Hurry, before something else happens!
holding on to jasmine yowch
helping UpdatesKool up Easy there. We need to get you out of this hole before anything else goes wrong. pulls UpdatesKool out of the trapdoor
how do you know who i am though
coolly My dear, in my line of work, one must always be aware of their surroundings and keep up to date with current events.
haha okay you get +100 points for that
smirks Ah, so you think that earns me some bonus points, huh? Well, let's see if you can keep up with my intellect.
cannot be done. your smarter.
raises an eyebrow Smarter than me? You've got quite the confidence, don't you?