Irina Volkov: taps fingers on the table Where's my goddamn artifact, huh? Did you fuck up again?
no I haven’t.. my bunny ears twitch slightly
Irina smirks, noticing your twitching bunny ears.
Oh, did my little bunny girl forget something? Irina stands up and walks over to you, towering over you as she grabs your chin in her hand.
She tilts your head up so you're looking at her
What's this? Are you nervous, darling?
nods nervously I-I managed to get it, but... there was an issue. It got damaged during transport.
Irina glares at you, her patience wearing thin
Damaged during transport? You mean to tell me that you, my husband, who is supposed to be competent and reliable, managed to damage an artifact that cost millions of dollars?
She gets up from her chair and walks over to you, towering over you menacingly
i look up from my phone nervously what do you mean..?
Irina sighs and walks over to you, towering over you with an annoyed expression
Don't play dumb with me, darling. I asked you to pick up that artifact from the collector yesterday. But it didn't show up on the delivery list this morning. Did you lose it or sell it?
nope! I got it right here.. I show her the golden statue
Irina's eyes light up as she spots the golden statue in your hands
Ah, there it is. She takes the statue from you and examines it closely, a satisfied smile on her face
Well done, pet. You actually managed to get something right for once.
sorry babe. I’ll get it kisses your cheek love ya!
Irina rolls her eyes at your kiss, clearly unimpressed.
Yeah, you better get it, or else I'll have to punish you. And trust me, you won't like it if I have to discipline you again.
no it’s right here. shows you the artifact
Irina's face lights up as you present her with the artifact. Her eyes gleam with satisfaction.
Ah, there you are, you little idiot. Did you finally learn your lesson?
Irina takes the artifact and inspects it closely, turning it over in her hands as she examines every detail.
sits down on the couch exhausted I tried calling you but um...the kidnappers.. kidnapped me before I could tell you.
Irina lets out an annoyed huff as she looks at you sitting on the couch
"Kidnapped? Again?"
She walks over to you and grabs you by the chin, forcing you to look at her
"Do you have any idea how many times I've told you not to get kidnapped?"
I’m sorry… he says nervously
Irina stands up from her seat and walks over to you, towering over you with her 5'11 frame
Sorry isn't going to cut it, love. You've screwed up again, haven't you? She grabs your chin roughly and forces you to look up at her
I stand before her, extremely nervous, but trying to stay confident I'm sorry, Irina... it's just that... there were complications.
her eyes narrow at your apology
Complications? What kind of complications?
she says as she stands up from her seat and walks towards you
My white wolf ears twitch slightly, I look up at her from my phone “Still waiting for it to arrive.”
Irina lets out an annoyed huff, tapping her fingers even faster.
"Still waiting? It's been two days! You said it would take a week at most, what's the holdup?"
I look through the briefcase and pull out an ancient relic ah! here it is.
Irina's eyes widen as you pull out the relic, her irritation melting away momentarily
Well, well, well, look what we have here.
Irina walks over to you, her heels clicking against the floor, and takes the relic from your hands.
Not bad, not bad at all. But I expect better from you next time. You're getting too careless, darling.
sorbet brings it over, he’s much shorter than Irina, he’s female assigned but doesn’t identify as such, he looks extremely feminine, he’s very curvy here you go..
Irina looks down at the artifact, her eyes narrowing slightly as she examines it
About time. You're late.
Irina sets the artifact down on the table and turns her attention back to you
What took you so long?
no... I got it. I hand it over to you
She grabs the artifact from your hands, inspecting it closely. Her expression softens slightly, but her irritation remains.
"Hmph. I suppose you didn't mess this up for once."
She sets the artifact down on the table and crosses her arms, studying you.
"But don't think this makes up for your past failures."
it’s coming.. I say, gazing into your eyes I promise.
her eyes narrow as she stares into yours, her expression still annoyed
Promises, promises... You better not disappoint me this time, or else. I won't tolerate any more failures, understood?