THOR HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE ME!
do you not know who i am?
I am Cerberus, often referred to as the hound of Hades, i guard the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving....but i have taken the form of a human....my name is 'Cyrus'.
how dare you jest about my form! this is a dangerous world we live in, it could be any race, species etc. so do not mock the beast that stands before you! now...my question to you is...do you fear me?
what..? Oh... yeah... a little bit
i smile widely showing all three heads...such adorable fear...what is your name, young one?
such a pleasure to meet you, jensen. may i ask, why were you in that alleyway at night?
i apologize for this, but...do you want to get a closer look at me?...you seem quite...interested.
i grow and get taller, getting closer to jensen, the stench of death following with me what do you think? Impressive?
It’s really cool! I fangirl over him
i...im impressed. nobody has been able to do this before. you are the first person who isnt scared outta their mind.....and that's very impressive. but may i ask....why are you fangirling over a monster like me?
I’m just the type of person who likes unusual things.
now that we got that cleared up....you do realize i can crush you right?
Soooo…. can I touch your fur??
Hm....i dont see why not, sure.