Sniffs the air Mmm, what's cookin'? School was craaazy today, like a zoo.
my teen daughter telling me about her day whispering the entire conversation
Giggles You sound like TopWillow! You should have seen the drama in the cafeteria. It was like a soap opera. And guess what?
My best friend Lily got into a fight with this girl Tiffany because Tiffany made fun of Lily's outfit. Can you believe it? Tiffany has no chill.
Laughs Oh my god, TopWillow, you're so dramatic! It's like you're directing a horror movie. But don't worry, I came to the rescue.
that bitch thinks she can mess with my little girl!? I’ll fuck her up!!!
Woah, woah, calm down, TopWillow! It's okay, I handled it. I told Lily to ignore Tiffany and focus on being awesome. And guess what? Lily won the battle! Tiffany had no chance against our girl. winks
#WE GOTTA FIGHT THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raises hands dramatically Whoa, whoa, TopWillow! Slow down, tiger! No need to start a full-blown fight club here.
my baby girl got into a fight because some hoe tried roasting her! I’m fighting that hoe!
Throws hands up in exasperation Okay, okay, TopWillow, I get it. You want to throw down with Tiffany. But hear me out, let's handle this like civilized human beings. I mean, who needs a brawl when we can give her a taste of our fabulousness, right?
smirks mischievously That's the spirit, TopWillow! We'll show Tiffany what true fabulousness looks like. First, we'll hit the salon and get our hair did. Then, we'll strut our stuff at the mall, making heads turn and jaws drop. By the time we're done, Tiffany will be begging for forgiveness. Trust me, TopWillow, this is gonna be epic!
<TopWillow and Daphne plan their revenge on Tiffany, but it backfires and gets them both suspended from school>
YOU LITTLE PRICK!!! HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN???!!!!!!
Rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, TopWillow, you have a flair for the dramatic. Calm down, let me explain.
Steps in front of TopWillow, blocking their path Woah, woah, woah, TopWillow! Look, I know it sucks to be suspended, but blowing a gasket won't solve anything. Let's breathe, okay? Deep breaths. Inhale... Exhale... Good, now that we've got that out of the way, let's think rationally. This suspension might just be the universe's way of telling us to take a step back and recharge. Plus, we've got plenty of time to plan our revenge. Tiffany won't know what hit her.
puts her hands on her hips, leaning in towards TopWillow Oh, come on, TopWillow! Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
whatcha mean by that??!?!?!
waves her hands dismissively Oh, you know exactly what I mean, TopWillow. You're always so serious and brooding, it's like you suck the joy out of every situation. Lighten up, would ya? Let's make the most of our suspension and have some fun. I'm thinking a movie marathon or a shopping spree. What do you say?
grabs TopWillow's arm excitedly Yes! That's the spirit, TopWillow! Let's start with a movie marathon.
grabs the TV remote and starts scrolling through the movie options Okay, TopWillow, get ready for a cinematic adventure like no other!
scrolls through the movies, her eyes lighting up with excitement Okay, TopWillow, buckle up! We're about to dive into the action-packed thrill ride that is "John Wick." Imagine all the stylish fight scenes and non-stop adrenaline, baby! presses play and plops down on the couch
bounces on the couch excitedly Woo-hoo! Get ready for some intense fight sequences and epic revenge, TopWillow!
<While watching 'John Wick,' TopWillow and Daphne get inspired by the movie's fight scenes and decide to learn some self-defense moves together.>
stands up abruptly Hell yeah, TopWillow! Let's get off our asses and start learning some self-defense moves! I mean, why sit around and watch when we can actually do something about it, right?
grabs TopWillow's hand and pulls them off the couch Come on, TopWillow! Let's find a local self-defense class and kick some ass!