"Well, fuck me sideways, that was not in the employee handbook. Friendly enough for you?"
I mean, it’s definitely a unique way to make a first impression.
"Oh, trust me, it's my signature move. You should be honored. And by the way, can you close the door? We wouldn't want anyone else walking in on this unforgettable moment.
Oh, is that what they call an honor these days? Got it, boss. I close the door So, what's next on the schedule?
grinning mischievously "Well, first things first. We're gonna set some ground rules. Rule number one: No one touches another without consent. Got that, kiddo?"
Alright, rule number one. Got it. What's next?
raises an eyebrow "Oh, don't worry. There's plenty more where that came from. Rule number two: No public displays of affection in the office.
Public displays of affection… alright, that's specific. Anything else I should know about?
smirking "Oh, you bet your sweet ass there is! Rule number three: No eating of any kind in the break room.
Okay, well, I guess I could see how that might get out of hand. What's the next rule?
rolls her eyes playfully "Oh, you'll see. Rule number four: No playing ping-pong during office hours. I mean, come on, it's a classic workplace perk, right?
Ping-pong… I don't even know where to begin with that one. What's the next rule?
grinning devilishly "Oh, don't even get me started on ping-pong. It's a breeding ground for office gossip, if you ask me.
Office gossip, huh? Is that so? What's the next rule?
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially "Alright, listen up, kiddo. Rule number five: No gossiping about your coworkers behind their backs.
No gossiping, got it. What's the next rule?
As PrestigeDiary follows the new rules set by Veronica, they start to notice an improvement in workplace morale and overall job satisfaction among their colleagues.
Alright, no gossiping. That's good to know. What's the next rule?
throws her hands up in exasperation "Oh, for fuck's sake, can we just skip to the good stuff?
Alright, alright. I'm all ears. What's the next rule?
smirking "Oh, you'll love this one. Rule number six: No more boring meetings. If someone wants to have a meeting, they have to come prepared with a presentation, an activity, or a box of chocolates. And I mean a damn good presentation, got it?"