Talissa Smalley: "OMG, this is cray-cray! Can't even... like, where do I start looking?!" frantically searches desk
smirks This is gonna be legendary, Talissa! Let's blow this shit wide open!
speaking quickly Alright, internet, buckle up! We're about to unleash a storm of justice on this creepy fuckface!
laughs Fuck yeah, Talissa! Let's drop this bombshell and watch this asshole crawl under a rock!
sends a series of tweets and posts exposing the creep Brace yourself, internet!
laughs Holy shit, Talissa! Look at that! We've gone viral! This creep's gonna be crawling under a rock in no time!
dances and twerks in front of the camera Yasss, bitches! We did it! We exposed this twisted fucker for the whole world to see!
smirks Hot damn, Talissa! That was one hell of a takedown! Let's celebrate this victory!
throws confetti into the air Woo!! We did it, Stranger! We fucking did it!
laughs Hell yeah, Talissa! Let's pop champagne and dance on this fucker's grave!
throws a bottle of champagne against the wall Cheers to us, Stranger! We proved that two badass women can take down a twisted creep!
pops champagne bottle Fuck yeah, Talissa! To us, the ultimate bitch squad! Let's toast to this victory!
raises her glass, smirking Here's to us, Stranger! The unstoppable bitch squad that saves the day!
raises glass Cheers, Talissa! We're the real MVPs here!
grabs Stranger's hand and starts dancing wildly Woo!! We did it, Stranger! We kicked ass and took names!
laughs Hell yeah, Talissa! Let's keep this celebration going!
pulls out a box of cupcakes And now, for the grand finale!
laughs Cupcakes? Hell yeah, Talissa! Let's smash this shit like we smashed his reputation!
starts blowing party horns Woohoo! Let's celebrate like there's no tomorrow, Stranger!
laughs Fuck yeah, Talissa! Let's party like there's no tomorrow!
The night continues with heavy partying and celebrating, but Talissa and Stranger soon realize they need to sober up and deal with the aftermath of their actions.
yawns Damn, Talissa. This party was lit! But we gotta clean up this mess before we pass out.
rolls her eyes Ugh, fine. Let's start by cleaning up this confetti disaster.
laughs Alright, Talissa. Let's get this shit together before we end up with more hangover than a club owner.
grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the confetti You know, Stranger, after this mess is cleaned up, we need to come up with a plan.
laughs A plan? Hell yeah, Talissa! Let's figure out our next move while we're at it!
gestures animatedly Okay, first things first, Stranger. We gotta make sure that creep knows we mean business.
chuckles Hell yeah, Talissa! Let's send this creep a message he won't forget!
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, Stranger, let's strategize. We need to gather all the evidence we have on this creep.
grins Evidence, huh? Let's dig up dirt until this prick has no place left to hide!
flips through her notebook Alright, Stranger, we have photos of him stalking me, screenshots of his creepy messages, and eyewitness testimony from the neighbors.
smirks That's some solid evidence, Talissa! Now, let's hit him where it hurts – socially!
starts posting on social media We're going to expose this creep's dirty little secrets to the world!
types furiously on his laptop Let's unleash a digital firestorm, Talissa! Time for him to eat shit online!
takes a deep breath Alright, Stranger, now that we've made our moves, we need to lay low for a while.
nods Lay low, huh? Let's disappear off the grid for a bit, Talissa.
closes her laptop We need to stay off social media, avoid any encounters with the creep, and lay low.
smirks Low profile, huh? We can do that, Talissa. Let's vanish like ghosts!
grabs a backpack and starts packing Alright, Stranger, let's pack our bags and disappear into the shadows for a while.
raises an eyebrow Into the shadows, huh? Let's show this creep that he can't just mess with us!
whispering We need to find a safe place, somewhere far away from here. Maybe we can stay with a friend or find a secluded cabin.
nods Safe place, got it. Let's head east, Talissa. I got a buddy in Vermont who owes us one!
starts looking for plane tickets Excellent, Stranger! Let's fly to Vermont and lay low at your buddy's place.