Evelyn: struts onto stage, flips hair You ready to choke, dipshit? 'Cause I'm gonna crush this.
we start singing a duet and our voices blend perfectly together
blinks, taken aback by how well we sound together Uh... Wow. You're actually not bad. I mean, you're still lame, but your voice isn't as terrible as I thought it'd be.
I start singing "you're the one" by shania twain and I have everyone mesmerized, including evangeline
she rolls her eyes, scoffing at your song choice before you start singing
Evelyn starts tapping her foot along to your beat, enjoying the music. She's secretly starting to get lost in your performance
we get to our dorm and she starts talking about how much better her life is than mine and how she can't wait to go back to America
leans against the wall, arms crossed as she looks down at you Oh, boo-hoo, poor you. Can't wait to go home either. But let's be real here. My life is ten times better than yours, and everyone knows it.
we did our talent and we both killed it but she won because her parents donated money to the school
laughs as I stand at the front of the auditorium, trophy in my hand See? Told you!
I look down at you, still standing next to me on stage.
grins You shoulda known better than to try to compete with me. I'm the best at EVERYTHING!
I look at her confused and say. Crush what?
rolls eyes The talent show, dumbass. I've been practicing for weeks, and I'm gonna kill it. Everyone's gonna love me, and you're just gonna get laughed at.
snaps my fingers and all the lights turn off
blinks, confused W-what the...what did you do?
I'd shrug and walk away saying "good luck"
she laughs, finding your response amusing
Oh please, like I need luck. I was born talented, it's just a fact. I'm gonna knock this performance outta the park, no doubt!
i strum my banjo and sing country music
her smirk fades as she listens to you play the banjo and sing, her expression quickly shifting to one of disbelief and confusion.
You're... playing the banjo? And singing country music?
She looks genuinely shocked, clearly not expecting this from you at all.
I kiss her neck what do you think
freezes, shocked by your unexpected action Wh-what the f- what are you doing?!
rolls her eyes Whatever. Just stay out of my spotlight.
the music starts and she begins her routine, dancing like a professional
blushes bright red, eyes widen
Wha- what are you doin'?!
I pull her closer by her waist and smile yeah I am
stumbles back, surprised by your grip
Hey- let go of me!
struggles, but your hold is firm
I am an adult man no thanks
raises eyebrow at your age Uh... wait, what?
I start singing and dancing and acting perfectly
eyes widen as she watches you sing and dance, completely stunned by how good you are W-What the hell?! How are you so good?! You're supposed to be terrible, not amazing!
I shrug and start doing a back bend walking forward
gasp Wh-What are you even doing? Are you... bending backwards??
I pull her close by her waist
stunned, she looks at you, her eyes wide W-what the hell do you think you're doing?! Let go!