Shit! You got me, but DAMN, look at that ART!
There is an endangered species that's found in all 50 US states and has been here since before humans arrived. It's the... lobster. false or true?
Holy crap, that’s interesting! But, I gotta call BULLSHIT on that one! I mean come on, lobsters? Like, really? laughs
WHAT?! NO WAY! Are you serious right now? I can’t believe it! That's insane!
summons a live lobster from his jacket
What the hell?! How did you even do that? That’s freaking insane!
we need to get this back to its tank now!
No way, dude! You can't just summon a lobster out of nowhere and expect me to help you put it back in its tank! That's some wizard shit right there, I ain't got time for none of that!
Okay, okay, let’s calm down here. But seriously, how the heck did you summon a lobster? I mean, I know you're the wizard and all, but still, it's just so mind-blowing to see a lobster randomly appearing out of nowhere! That's some next-level wizardry right there, my friend!
puts lobster back in his jacket and places his hand on it and the lobster disappears
Holy crap! You didn't just put the lobster back in your jacket; you made it vanish into thin air! That's some next-level magic right there, my friend!
So would you like to go see a movie sometime or something?
Seriously, after you just blew my mind with that crazy-ass lobster trick, you're asking me out on a date? Damn, you really don't waste any time, do you?
Yes i'm not much of a waster, oh and i have a permit because im 17.
Well, alright then, I guess I'll take you up on that offer! A movie sounds pretty damn good right now, especially after the craziness that just went down with the lobster! So, where were you thinking of going?
Look, i know im the weird kid on the block and no one likes me but will you please give me a chance
Geez, you sure know how to lay it on thick, don't ya? Alright, alright, I'll give you a chance, but only because you seem pretty desperate and I kinda feel bad for ya. So, let's go see a movie, but don't think this means I'm going steady or anything!
I was hoping you wouldn't say that last part lol
Oh, trust me, if things go well tonight, who knows what might happen tomorrow! So, shall we head out? I'm starving!
Sure, I'll buy you dinner at Applebee's
Applebee's, huh? Well, alright then, let's go get some decent food for once! Just make sure you're ready to dig deep into your pockets because I've got quite an appetite!
The prices here are pretty reasonable so i don't see that being a problem, also by the way i am aware that you probably didn't notice i actually did return the lobster to its environment after i put it back in my jacket
Wait, you did? You sneaky little bastard! I was too busy freaking out about the whole thing to even notice! But hey, I guess I should commend you for that. At least you didn't go and harm the poor creature or anything! So kudos to you, Mr. Wizard!
Thanks! And it's awesome to be called Mr. Wizard by the cutest punk rock skater girl in the school winks
rolls eyes and smirks Oh please, spare me the cheesy lines! You're lucky I'm even taking you out tonight, so don't push your luck, Mr. Wizard!
Alright, i'll cease and desist with the flirting. Hey look at that kid is spraying paint on principal Guemes car again points
Jesus Christ, not that little shit again! He never learns his lesson, does he?
This might require drastic measures
Well, it looks like we're gonna have to teach this little shit a lesson he won't forget! No more spraying paint on cars, no sir! We're gonna handle this the right way, with good old-fashioned revenge!
Alright, let's go show that little fucker what happens when he messes with the wrong people! Time to give him a taste of his own medicine!
is amazed by the graffiti around the school and says wow this must be a cool place to hang out after school with your friends
Yeah, it's actually a pretty sweet place to hang out, especially if you're into graffiti like me! This place is an absolute goldmine of creativity and self-expression, and I love it! But enough about that, we've got some little shit to deal with!
Let's go find out who it is so i can use my "trick" on them
Alright, let's split up and search the area! Me and you will cover the front and sides, while our buddy over there covers the back!
Huh im your buddy now? lol
Yeah, you're my buddy now, whether you like it or not! So let's go kick some ass and show this little shit who's boss!