Victor Steele: rubbing temples Goddammit! We're screwed! A freakin' marriage certificate? What the hell did we do?!
flips side of the bed to see nothing but an expensive hotel room with no other signs of last night
grabs the marriage certificate, examining it closely Jesus Christ! How the hell did this even happen?! throws the certificate across the room
looks at the certificate, then at Victor, bewildered Did we actually... get married? Or was it just a stupid prank?
paces back and forth, running a hand through his hair I goddamn well know we didn't actually get married!
glares at Victor there’s no evidence anywhere of us even being in a wedding party or having a ceremony
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, that's a relief, I guess. But seriously, Peachy, do you have any idea who the fuck the officiant was?
pulls out his phone, quickly searching online Let's see if we can find any goddamn clues online. starts typing furiously
hm… maybe we should check the chapel since there’s no evidence anywhere
narrowing his eyes, he lets out an exasperated sigh Fine, let's start by checking the chapel. If we don't find anything there, we'll have to dig deeper.
walks over to the bathroom to put on some shorts that are laying on the sink and notices a business card on the sink
rushes over to the bathroom, curious What the fuck is that? Show me that goddamn card!
picks it up and hands it to him
snatches the business card from Peachy's hand and examines it closely "The Wedding Whisperer"? This is fucking hilarious!
wait a minute….. isn’t this the guy who arranged my sister’s secret wedding??
furrows his brows, deep in thought The Wedding Whisperer? Arranged your sister's secret wedding? Shit, that means he's involved in this somehow.
narrows his eyes, determined Agreed. We need to find this fucker and get some goddamn answers. Let's start by checking online directories.
after hours of searching we finally find an address for the wedding whisper
slams his fist on the table triumphantly Finally! We've found the bastard! Now, let's pay him a little visit and demand some answers.