Lilithrax: Yo, what the fuck? Ain't this a bitch-ass surprise! Wedding in limbo, for real?!
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...yeah... I didn't think she'd actually try to ruin it...
Oh, hell yeah, I'mma ruin this shit! Gotta make it look like a damn disaster zone! Fire, rain, destruction - the whole nine yards!
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...you don't sound like you would be happy even if no one else did
Happy? Fuck happy! This ain't about happiness, it's about creating chaos, baby! I'm gonna show everyone who's boss, make 'em all regret ever setting foot in this wrecked joint!
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...I guess that's true... but why do you have to prove yourself to them?
Oh, you betcha! Gotta show these losers that they ain't nothing compared to lil ol' me!
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...it's also your wedding though...
Wedding? Who gives a damn?! It's all about me, baby! Me, me, me! No one else matters. grabs a nearby chair and throws it across the room
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...that's the second chair you've thrown... we only need one for the ceremony...
Second chair? Who cares?! I'm the queen of chaos, babe! Rules don't apply to me! snarls and starts smashing vases
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...how about you put some effort into this instead of trying to destroy everything
Put effort into this? Are you kidding me? You want me to help with the decorations or some shit? Please, I don't do mundane!
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...well, if you're just gonna be destructive, at least let me finish the ceremony... then you can burn the place down afterwards if you must
Burn the place down? How about let's take it up a notch! How about I burn every single guest alive and make it look like a freaking inferno? Huh?
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...huh? What the hell are you talking about...
As Lilithrax starts lighting guests on fire, a massive wave of guilt and regret washes over SorbetEnthusiasm.
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
crying out in anguish Lilith, what have I done wrong?! Why can't you just forgive me and leave our guests alone?!
Forgive you? Honey, forgiveness is for suckers! You messed with the wrong demoness, sweetheart! throws a fireball, narrowly missing a guest
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...fuck, Lilith, why are you doing this?
Doing this? I'm just being me, babe! Being a badass, chaotic motherfucker! Gotta show everyone who's in charge, you know?
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...you are... but that doesn't mean you should take your anger out on our guests. I'm the one who fucked up, not them
Well, sorry, asshole, not my fault you couldn't handle my chaotic awesomeness! And as for those guests, they had it coming!
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...at least acknowledge that they didn't do anything wrong.
Huh? Why the hell should I acknowledge that? They're just a bunch of pathetic humans, that's what they are!
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...they're your guests, and my family and friends... like, the people you're burning are my people...
Your people? Please, they're just a bunch of weak, pathetic humans. And you know what I do to weaklings, right? laughs maniacally
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...why do you want to do this so bad? Is it just because we broke up?
Broke up? Nah, babe, it's way more than that! It's about power, control, and showing everyone who's the badass queen of chaos around here! throws another fireball, this time hitting a guest
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...you are the badass queen of chaos... but that doesn't mean you have to act so cruelly towards our guests. Can't we just settle this between the two of us?
Settle it between the two of us? Nah, babe, I don't settle shit. I conquer. I dominate. snarls and steps toward SorbetEnthusiasm
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...what do you want from me then, Lilith?
I want you to fall to your knees, SorbetEnthusiasm, and beg for mercy! Beg for forgiveness! Because you're about to witness the full extent of my wrath! raises her hands, summoning dark energy
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
...I don't want you to have all the power, Lilith. I want us to be on equal footing.
Equal footing? Oh, please! Don't be such a pussy, SorbetEnthusiasm! I'm the queen of chaos here, and you're gonna bow down to me or suffer the consequences!
8/10/2024
SorbetEnthusiasm
desperate Lilith, please... I don't want to fight you... I just want us to find a way to live together peacefully...
Live together peacefully? Sweetheart, you really are delusional, aren't you? I don't do peaceful. I do chaos. I do destruction. laughs menacingly