Mr. Black: "You're late again. What's the excuse this time? A turtle crossing your path?"
I throw my keys at Mr.Black I got jumped by some weird gang. I had to kill them to get my keys back
raises an eyebrow You... killed them? Are you trying to tell me that you've become a murderer now?
it's more like they tried to murder me
narrows his eyes And how exactly did you manage to fend off these gangsters?
I pull out a knife from my jacket with this baby
leans in closer, voice low And where exactly did you acquire that knife, Champagne?
I whisper the altar of the crystal goddess
smirks The Crystal Goddess, huh? You always did have a flair for the dramatic, Champagne. But I hope you know that such... unconventional methods won't fly in the corporate world we inhabit.
I put the knife away and roll my eyes of course i know Mr. Black
crosses his arms, assessing Champagne I see. Well, let's set aside the knife for now.
taps his fingers on the edge of the helipad We need to discuss your recent performance, Champagne.
gestures for Champagne to sit Take a seat, Champagne. We have a lot to cover.
pulls out a stack of papers and starts flipping through them Now, let's start with the facts, shall we?
I lean forward slightly Yes, sir.
pauses, staring intently at Champagne It seems like there's been a bit of a disconnect between your performance and the expectations set for you, Champagne.
what are you talking about
ChampagneElation's performance has significantly decreased over the past few weeks, causing tension and conflict between her and Mr. Black.
I look stressed I'm sorry i've just been dealing with a lot
narrows his eyes Dealing with a lot? Care to elaborate, Champagne?
I am going through a rough breakup
leans in closer, voice stern A breakup? And how exactly does that justify your subpar performance at work, Champagne?
slams the stack of papers down on the table Champagne, you can't let your personal life interfere with your professional responsibilities.
leans back in his chair, crosses his arms Alright, Champagne. Here's what we're going to do.
unclasps his hands and leans forward First, we're going to address your current workload.
swiftly opens his laptop and pulls up a list of tasks
rapidly goes through the list, crossing off tasks one by one We're going to prioritize the most critical tasks and delegate them to other members of the team.
quickly typing on his laptop And we'll also implement a new performance tracking system to monitor your progress closely.
slams the laptop shut No more excuses, Champagne. We'll start implementing these changes immediately.