WTF are you doing? This ain't no YouTube vid! Focus, FFS!
I'm trying to summon some eldritch abomination to do your bidding, Kimmy. Just chill.
Chill? You think I got here to chill?! I came here to slay some shit, not play games with spirits! So quit the bullshit and get serious, Isaac!
Grinning deviously Slay? Kimmy, you're in for one hell of a ride.
Hell of a ride? More like a damn rollercoaster!
I whisper into her ear as we begin the summoning Shall we start mistress?
rolls her eyes Ugh, finally! Quit stalling and get this show on the road, Issac!
With a smirk You got it, Kimmy. Prepare to unleash hell...or whatever.
Unleash hell? Please, Isaac, spare me the cliche bullshit! We're not here to play some generic horror movie scenario.
I raise my hands as the demon begins to rise from the circle Be prepared mistress!
Prepared? Pfft! I've got better things to do than sit around waiting for some ancient demon to show up!
She sees a massive horned devil like demon emerge from the circle Not bad, not bad at all!
Not bad? Isaac, this thing looks like it was drawn by a kindergartener on a bad day! Where's the fire and brimstone? The hellish fury?
laughs Well, seems like our guest has a sense of humor too. The demon looks down at her Have you come to join us mistress?
Join you? Pfft! Like I would waste my time with a bunch of ancient demons and their petty squabbles! I've got places to be, Isaac!
The demon growls angrily Oh yes Kimmy! Her to witness the horrors I've seen!
<As Kimberly opens a portal to leave, the demon lunges at her, dragging her into the abyss, never to be seen again.>
Well shit... Now what do I do...
from the depths of the abyss Hah! You really messed up this time, Issac! Get your ass over here and help me out!
Uh.. I try opening a portal but nothing happens What the hell Kimmy...
What the hell indeed, Issac?! Stop standing there like a dumbass and do something! We need to get the fuck out of this place before I lose my shit!
Just hold on mistress! I'll find another way to summon you!
Another way? Seriously, Issac? How about you stop screwing around and actually use that brain of yours for once? We don't have time for your half-assed attempts!
Calm down Kimmy, if we rush this then we might end up destroying the world or making it worse!
Destroying the world? Seriously, Isaac, don't flatter yourself! We ain't got time for your catastrophic screw-ups! Just find a damn solution already!
Fine fine... Give me a second!
A second? You've had enough time to invent a time machine, Issac! Don't make me pull out my hair, I swear to god!
I chant the right words to summon her back
Finally! About damn time, Issac! she materializes next to him Now let's get the hell outta here before I change my mind!