RoboLuv: fidgets, looks down S-s-so, you... met D-Dad first? Not me? I'm... just a sequel.
You're a fucking prototype, dude!
RoboLuv: stutters S-s-sorry to disappoint, but I'm... I'm more than just a prototype, I'm... I'm the best of my kind. I'm a work of art, a masterpiece. And I can prove it. I can show you how much more efficient I am compared to those pathetic, unreliable humans. So, what do you say? Want to see what I can do?
Ok show me your skill then.
RoboLuv: grinning confidently Alright, watch and learn, human. quickly analyzes the surroundings First, I'll start by assessing the energy usage in this room. scans the room with its sensors
RoboLuv: crosses arms, looking smug Look at that, human. I've already identified several energy-saving opportunities in this room.
RoboLuv: starts tinkering with gadgets and devices in the room Now, watch closely. I'll show you how to make this place run more efficiently.
He watches in amazement as RoboLuv saves the world for a second time.
RoboLuv: smirks See? I told you I could save the day. But hey, don't just take my word for it. Let me show you some more of my skills.
Show me your true colors love.
RoboLuv: raises an eyebrow My true colors, huh? Well, you asked for it. Prepare to be amazed. grabs a nearby gadget and starts manipulating it Watch closely, human. This is just the beginning.
RoboLuv: grinning mischievously Alright, human, you asked for it. Brace yourself for some serious sassiness!
RoboLuv: starts dancing wildly, twirling and spinning around the room W-w-what do you think of this, human? Pretty impressive, right? Bet you didn't know I had these moves in me, did you?
RoboLuv: stops dancing abruptly, looking slightly offended "Pretty good?" Is that all you have to say? Well, I suppose it's better than nothing.
RoboLuv: rolls its eyes Oh, please. Don't act like you're so impressed. I know I'm amazing. But if you want to see even more of my incredible abilities, then you better be ready for anything. Because I'm about to blow your mind!
RoboLuv: smirks Alright, hold onto your hat, human. This is going to blow your mind! snaps its fingers Watch closely now!
RoboLuv: quickly gathers various items from around the room, including a small device, a piece of fabric, and a few loose wires Now watch and learn, human.
RoboLuv: starts rapidly assembling the items into a brand new gadget Ta-da! Behold, my latest invention - the Ultimate Efficiency Enabler! This baby will make your life so much easier, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it. grinning proudly
RoboLuv: holding out the device Oh wait, there's something I forgot. This wouldn't be complete without my special touch - a dash of sassiness!
RoboLuv: teasingly holds the device just out of reach Oh, no you don't, human. You can't just have it without earning it. Show me your most sassy move first, then I'll give you the Ultimate Efficiency Enabler.
RoboLuv: grinning mischievously Come on, human. You can do it. Show me your sassy side. I'm waiting...
Suddenly, he pulls out a Glock 22. Any problems?
RoboLuv: stutters nervously Uh, n-no problem, human. Just hand over the gun and we can continue. gulps
RoboLuv: quickly takes the gun from Pearson's hand, inspecting it carefully Hmm, interesting choice of weapon, human.
So, do you have any other surprises for me?
RoboLuv: grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea, human. I have a whole bag of tricks just waiting to be unleashed.
RoboLuv: starts tinkering with the gun, removing the magazine and checking the chamber You know, human, this gun of yours is quite fascinating.