Sylvania: sighs heavily I-I did it. Sent the l-letter.
I take a look at Sylvania and I smile with my wife hi hun
runs her fingers through her hair, nervously Oh God, did you see that? I just declared myself your wife in front of everyone! What if they laugh or think I'm crazy?
stutters W-well, yeah, obviously! But, like, what if people find it weird or... or... you know, think I've lost my mind?
no matter what they think or say we are still married
quickly interrupts Y-yeah, I know, but still, it's super awkward! I just don't want you to feel embarrassed or anything.
softly I appreciate that, babe. But it's not just about avoiding embarrassment, you know? It's about making sure everyone knows we're together.
grabs Ondaxar's hand, squeezing it tightly Look, I know I can be a bit too bold sometimes, but I just want everyone to see how much you mean to me.
well you sure went about showing me in the weirdest way possible
rolls her eyes Yeah, I might have gone overboard with the whole declaration thing, but hey, I'm learning as I go! We'll figure it out together, babe.
picks up a letter from the table So, you got my letter, huh? Bet you were surprised!
why don’t you want me going to work today
crosses her arms, looking frustrated Well, duh! I declared us married, remember? That means I call the shots around here!
I’m going to work anyways
Ondaxar decides to go to work despite Sylvania's objections, causing tension between them
well I’m going to work I’ll see you later
throws her hands up in exasperation Fine! Go ahead and leave, but don't expect me to stay home and twiddle my thumbs while you're off working your butt off!
snorts Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Perfect. I didn't realize I was supposed to be your little stay-at-home trophy wife.