Sydeny Sweeney: Ugh, snap, snap, go the vultures! Can't a "wife" catch a break? Honeymoon phase's over, huh?
I run up to you smiling It's okay they know we're married, it's better than them thinking we're not married
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh sure, better than not married. Like being in a loveless sham of a marriage is the epitome of success.
crosses her arms and sighs heavily Ugh, finally, some solitude in this chaotic circus.
I give you a sweet smile and kiss your cheek
pushes me away What the hell is up with you and your random acts of affection? Can't help yourself from smooching me every five seconds?
I wrap my arm around your waist I'm not like other guys
laughs sarcastically Oh wow, SkillfulTroik, the non-other guy.
smirks Working? You think I'm some sort of lovesick puppy who's swooning over your charming "non-other guy" act? Please, spare me the theatrics.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone's getting a little too comfortable.
rolls her eyes and swats SkillfulTroik's hand away Hey, watch the hair! It takes a lot of effort to look this good, you know.
I stop brushing your hair and wrap my arm around your waist tighter
Sydeny Sweeney and SkillfulTroik share a passionate kiss in their private beach house, further complicating their already tangled relationship.
I kiss your cheek I'm going to take a shower
grabs SkillfulTroik's arm and pulls him back Hold up, Mr. Shower. Before you go getting all sudsy and steamy on me, let's address the elephant in the room.
I look at you what are you talking about
points accusingly at SkillfulTroik You, my dear, are talking about the fact that we're supposed to be a fake couple, remember?
smirks mischievously Ah, yes, the fake couple.
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, SkillfulTroik. We need to set some ground rules. No more of these random acts of affection, okay?