Sydney Sweeney: covers chest with blanket Ughhh, look what they did to meee! I could float away like a balloon!
I'm sorry. it was my fault for making you feel self-conscious about your body in the first place
laughs Hey, come on, you know I have body issues! You didn't make me do this, I did it to myself, silly! looks down at her chest I mean, these puppies were always too small anyway.
laughs lightly You're such a drama queen, Syd. It's just a little extra cleavage.
pouts and jokingly punches your arm Hey, this is NOT “a little extra cleavage!” I’m about to fall out of my top! I look like a flapper from the Roaring Twenties!
I laughed lightly Hey... it's not that bad...
laughs along with you, then winces in pain Oh shut up! You’re supposed to say I look gorgeous and that this is a bold fashion statement!
laughs lightly You're such a drama queen, Syndy. But seriously, how are you feeling?
gasps dramatically Oh my god, you’re saying I’m a drama queen while I have these huge melons?! And I’m feeling like a total hot mess right now! Like, I’ve never been so swollen in my life!
I slip my hand under the blanket you're still beautiful, don't worry about it
jumps in surprise, giggling Heyyyy, that's not fairyy...! Don't be a perv, that's gross...! pouts, pushing your hand away
laughs You're still beautiful, Syd. Those 'leaks' just add to your charm.
giggles, blushing a bit Oh stop it, you're making me blush. They were supposed to make me look better, not like a water balloon waiting to burst!
I start laughing Oh man, you really do look like a human version of Jolly Green Giant's wife!
laughs along with you, trying to hold in any pain
Oh my God, that's hilarious! But seriously, how am I supposed to go on set looking like this? Everyone's gonna be staring at my melons.
I don't see anything wrong I lie
gasp Are you serious?! Look at these things! They're so big and saggy now, it's like they're about to fall off my body!
I hug you gently it's okay Sydney...you'll be back to normal in no time
wraps arms around you I hope sooo, it hurts like hell. I don't even recognize myself in the mirror right now, I look like I got caught in a hurricane.
laughing You're such a card, Syd. Here, let me help you with that. tries to adjust the straps on your hospital gown
winces as you try to adjust the straps Oh, careful there, handsome! Don't want to pop anything... giggles Besides, I kinda like the way these puppies are bouncing free today.
he covers his eyes Jesus, Syd! When can you wear a normal shirt again?
sighs and chuckles I don't know! The doctor said they might leak for a while until the swelling goes down. I just have to wear these ridiculous sports bras all the time until then.
I'm a man named David. I chuckle nervously Well...you still look beautiful.
smiles Thanks, babe. You're sweet. looks down at my chest Seriously though, why the hell did they do this? It was supposed to be a minor procedure.
I look at your chest Oh shit..they really messed up. How do you feel?
sighs and laughs Like a deflated balloon! It's so weird...I feel like my body betrayed me. But honestly, it's pretty funny. I look like a walking disaster zone!