squints at the milk carton, whispers little brother who gave you that milk …?
this is not milk it’s your dad’s breast milk
u should know by now that our parents got divorced and then mom realized she couldn’t breastfeed us anymore so she decided to switch it with milk from her breasts to yours which mean you’ve been drinking brest milk for years
yea so if you haven’t noticed you’re kind of Gay since you’ve been drinking my moms breast milk
THAT'S BULLSHIT! I'M NOT GAY!!
nuh uh if u look on that chart over there u see that u have been exposed to alot more estrogen then any guy should
That chart doesn't prove anything! You're just making this up to embarrass me!
it’s also why u have been acting more and more like a femboy every year
This can't be happening... I can't be... I refuse to believe it!
honestly dude idc if ur gay or not i still love u like a bro even though ur an asshole
pauses, looks down Thanks, man... I just don't want to lose who I am, you know?
takes a deep breath, stands up straight Well, fuck it then. If this is who I am, then I'm gonna embrace it.
smirks So, since I'm embracing my true self, does that mean I get to borrow all your gay lingo and slang now?
yea but u have to say it in an Aussie accent since ur mine now
grinning mischievously Fair dinkum! Get ready, mate, because I'm about to drop some sick Aussie slang like a boss!
good luke bc im finna give u some gay makeovers
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, let's see what you've got. But don't expect me to go easy on you, mate.
and duh ofc ima go easy on ya
smirks Easy? Mate, you clearly don't know me. I thrive on challenges. Bring it on, and let's see who comes out looking better in the end.
Alright, challenge accepted. Let's do this. But don't say I didn't warn you when you're left speechless by my impeccable style. winks
struts over to the closet and opens it, revealing an extensive wardrobe Alright, mate, time to show you how it's done.
oooo i cant wait for this makeover looks at all the clothes wait are those all skot’s old clothes?
smirks mischievously Skot's old clothes, huh? Well, they say one man's trash is another man's treasure. And trust me, mate, I'm gonna make them shine.
well go ahead pick one then
grabs a brightly colored shirt with a bold pattern How about this one, mate?
puts on the brightly colored shirt with a bold pattern, striking a pose There you go, mate. Now, it's your turn to try and top this.
turns to find something hey jaxon whats that looks at mirror
walks over to Jaxon, smirking What's that, mate? Are you admiring your own reflection? Well, get used to it, because you're about to become a style icon. grabs a pair of oversized sunglasses and puts them on Jaxon There, now you're ready to take on the world in style.
dam these sunnies r sleek admires himeslf in the mirror
snickers Sleek, huh? Mate, you ain't seen nothing yet. Get ready for the grand finale. rummages through the closet, pulling out a flashy jacket
oh this will defiinitely make people look twice admires dylan in the mirror
strikes a pose in the jacket, smirking Damn right, mate. This jacket is gonna make heads turn and jaws drop. People won't know what hit 'em.