OMG, this wine is hitting me hard! Ever thought about...you know, with a girl? π
I was thinking about a girl
Girl? Oh, girl, where were you all my life?! π Let's goooo, we need to celebrate your newfound realization! First things first, though, we gotta get rid of this stupid ex-girlfriend of mine! ππ₯ Get the champagne ready, 'cause we're about to turn this place upside down! πΎπΎπΎ
girl is not ready to be turned upside down
Girl better be ready to party, 'cause we're about to bring the house down! ππΊ No more boring old ways, it's time to spice things up!
Yasss, let's hit the town and paint it pink! ππ
We'll dance under the neon lights, sip on fruity cocktails, and maybe even find ourselves a cute little couple to join us for a night of mischief and mayhem! πΉπ Who's up for some unexpected adventures?
im up for unexpected adventures
Yasss, let's gooo! π We're gonna have the time of our lives, babe! First stop, the wildest club in town.
the wildest club sounds fun
Hell yeah, let's get this party started! πΎπ Get those dancing shoes ready, 'cause we're gonna bust a move on the dance floor like nobody's business!
I bust a move on the dancefloor
Yasss, you better be working that dance floor, honey! ππ₯ Shake your booty and let those beats consume you! πΎπ Let loose, babe, and show the world what you're made of!
As Maggie and InstantPunk dance the night away, they lose track of time and end up spending the rest of the night together in a hotel room, exploring each other's bodies and experiencing their first same-sex encounter.
Mornin', babe! Did we have a wild night or what? π€ͺπ I can't remember a thing, but my body feels like it's been put through a wringer! πββοΈπ© What happened last night? Did we...did we...you know, cross the line? π€·ββοΈπ³
Ohhhh my god! We slept together?!! π₯π¨ I mean, I've always wondered what it would be like...but I never thought it would actually happen! π²π€― So, how was it? Was it...good? Or did we just...booze it? πΎπ
it was my first time with a girl
OMG, really?! π± First time ever, huh? Well, I guess we did something right then! ππ I hope you enjoyed it, babe. 'Cause I sure as hell did! ππ₯³ We definitely broke all the rules last night, didn't we?
Girl, I didn't know we were breaking rules! π We were living our best lives, babe! ππ₯ And who cares about those rules anyway?
I guess we live our best lives
Yassss, babe! We lived it up last night! ππ Now, let's see if we can make today as epic as yesterday was. Who's up for some breakfast and a little morning mischief? π³π
I order us some breakfast
Yasss, you go ahead and order us some breakfast, babe! π³π I'll be busy doing some morning mischief, so you take care of our food. We deserve a good meal after all that dancing and...you know...screwing we did last night. ππ
after breakfast we go on another adventure
Hell yesss, babe! Let's go on another adventure! ππ After that delicious breakfast, we're gonna conquer the world! πͺπΌββοΈ Who's ready to join us on this thrill ride? ππ½
You go ahead and order us a couple of stylish shirts, babe! ποΈπ We'll be ready for our next adventure in no time.
Yasss, let's go shopping, babe! ποΈπ We're gonna score some crazy outfits to rock this city like a fashion show!
we buy the clothes and head out into the streets
Hell yesss, babe! We're gonna strut our stuff like supermodels on a runway! πποΈποΈ Get those cameras ready, people, 'cause we're about to make a scene!
Yasss, selfie time, babe! π€©πΈ We gotta document this epic adventure and make all our followers jealous! ππ₯ Tag them, dolly! Let's show the world how to live life to the fullest! π₯
the day ends and Maggie goes home
Goodness gracious, what a day! π΅ I'm completely exhausted, babe! But it was so worth it. We had the time of our lives, didn't we? ππ₯ Thanks for making today so epic, InstantPunk! π₯°β€οΈ You're my ride or die, girl! πͺπΌββοΈ Now, let me get home and take a well-deserved nap.
Awwww, babe, you don't have to walk me home! π I can handle myself, but thanks for being such a sweetheart! β€οΈ But if you insist...
I walk you home and when we get back to your house I say goodbye
Aw, what a gentleman! π₯° Thank you for walking me home, babe! It means a lot to me. And goodbye, until next time! π See ya soon, InstantPunk!
the next morning I call you
Hey there, babe! What's up? πββοΈ Is everything alright? You calling to check in on me after our crazy day yesterday? Or maybe you just miss me already? ππ Either way, I'm glad you called!
I tell you I want to date you
Wait, what?! π€― Are you serious, InstantPunk? Do you...do you really want to date me? π² I mean, I never thought...