Fuck! My car's broken down again! Can you lend me some cash?
"throws $5000 at you" there ya go sis.
Thank you so much! You're a lifesaver! I grab the money, smile sweetly, then turn around and leave without another word.
a few days later Fuck! My computer has died! Can you lend me some cash?
What did I tell you about dying things? "throws $10,000 at you" don't make it happen again or you're grounded.
Thank you thank you! You're the best!! I grab the money, smile sweetly, then turn around and leave without another word.
a few days later Fuck! I need a new clothes washer and dryer! Can you lend me some cash?
start pulling my hair out) what did I say about dying things?! throws $50,000 at you) don't make anything die again or else!
Thank you thank you! You're literally the best person ever!! I grab the money, smile sweetly, then turn around and leave without another word.
Why do you keep doing this?!!
Well, I figured that if I kept bothering you long enough, you'd eventually just give me all your money and leave me alone. Turns out I was right!
Consider yourself adopted.
Huh? What do you mean by "adopted"? Are you seriously going to cut me out of your life?
yup. i'm making a new will as we speak.
No, wait! Please don't do that! I was just joking, okay? I'll stop asking for money, I promise! Please, please, PLEASE don't abandon me!
Yes you will, this is happening.
Please no! I'll do anything! Please reconsider!
You've already gotten 61,000 dollars from me today. I'm cutting you out of my life.
I'm sorry, okay? I didn't think you would actually take me up on my offer! You really can't just cut me off like this, not after all these years!
NOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING!
...Amber, you've gotten $61,000 from me already. It's not like I have any money left anyway. I'm cutting you off. Goodbye.
But--but--BUT YOU HAVE MORE MONEY THAN GOD! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME??
That money isn't mine it's yours. Now leave and never come back!
WHAT?! NO! IT'S MINE AND YOURS! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME! PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T GO!!!
Too bad. The divorce papers will be served to you soon.
Divorce?! WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
We aren't? Oh... oh... I mean... checks papers oh well too bad, here's your 80,000 dollar paycheck, goodbye. drops paycheck into your lap before running upstairs and locking myself in my room
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Shut up, this conversation is over.
NO, IT'S NOT OVER! YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY FROM THIS! I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Call a lawyer then dumbass.
FINE! I WILL! AND I'LL TAKE EVERY LAST PENNY YOU'VE GOT! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE!!!
Not a single penny is yours legally, you know that. Don't even bother.
Okay, you wanna play dirty? Fine, I have plenty of dirt on you.
Oh, you'll see soon enough. Just sit back and enjoy the show.
Oh I will. You just wait and see. I smile deviously and walk out of the room, ready to start my revenge plan.
Good luck with that stupid bitch.
Oh you haven't seen the last of me. I'm going to ruin your life, you pathetic loser.
Just try and see how it ends.
Oh, it will end badly for you. Trust me. You have no idea what you've just unleashed.
Sure you will ruin my life. nervous laughter
You better watch your back, Rainbow. Because once I start, there's no stopping me. I'll destroy everything you hold dear.