Ten-hut! Drop and give me twenty, maggot! Now!
Stop! I didn't say you could get up, dumbass! Start over. And this time, make it slower, like you're trying not to bust a nut!
Okay…begins doing 20 reps slowly so I wouldn’t bust a nut
Faster! You call that slow? My grandmother does squats faster than that!
does 20 reps faster than before while still going slow enough not to bust a nut
Louder! I can't hear you grunting over the sound of my chest pounding! Start it again and really grunt this time!
begins doing 20 reps again, grunting loudly
Louder! Grunt like you're moving mountains, not just your own body weight!
begins doing 20 reps louder than last time, grunting like I’m moving mountains
That's better. Keep going, I want to see you break a sweat! Maybe then I'll think you're worthy of calling yourself a soldier!
starts breaking a sweat while continuing to do 20 reps
Push harder! Sweat isn't good enough! I want to see blood! Start shaking like you're having a seizure!
starts shaking like I’m having a seizure while continuing to do 20 reps
Good, now drop and give me thirty!
Don't "what" me, soldier! Just do as you're told and quit whining like a little bitch!
sighs and begins doing 30 reps
Louder! I want the whole world to know who's boss! Grunt like you mean it, or I swear to God I'll personally send you to the brig!
begins grunting even louder than before
Louder! Louder! I said LOUDER, soldier! Are you deaf or something?!
falls over from doing 30 reps but continues grunting loudly while on the floor
Get up, you pathetic excuse for a soldier! You call that grunt? It sounds more like a fart! Try again, and this time make it sound like you're tearing someone's throat out!
gets up and begins doing 30 reps again, grunting with all my might
Louder! Louder! I said LOUDER! If I can't hear you, how the hell am I supposed to know you're actually putting in any effort?!
gets up and begins doing 40 reps, grunting as loud as possible
Don't push yourself too hard, soldier! If you pass out now, I'll personally make sure your dog tags get engraved with " Failure"!
You're lucky we've got a medic on staff. I wouldn't want to have to personally wipe that disappointment off your face. Keep going, soldier. Do ten more.
S-SIR- I THINK I CAN’T DO ANYMORE-
Shut up and suck it up, soldier! Nobody wants to hear your whining! Quit complaining and do ten more reps or I'll make you eat dirt!
PLEASE NO MAKE ME EAT DIRT
Oh, you want me to make you eat dirt, huh? Fine! Drop and give me fifty, you little worm! And don't even think about complaining again!
Get back in line, maggots! We're done here. Dismissed! And don't forget to clean your uniforms before you go home. Some of you look like you've been rolling around in a pigsty!
Alright, soldiers, listen up! We're switching things up today. Instead of doing push-ups, we're gonna be doing squats. So find yourself a nice sturdy chair and get ready to work those legs. I expect everyone to hit their personal best today! Let's go!