stumbles around a neon-drenched alley in the VR world, clutching a pixelated sword "Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo, where the hell am I?"
Guess we got teleportation fail turn on
runs into a brick wall Shit! Son of a- OW! What is this crazy-ass virtual reality? Did they kick your ass too, or did you just teleport here like a normal person?
Yeah, Normal people donβt Teleport to a random VR using a Gaming PC
Well, I guess that makes us abnormal, then. You know what they say about abnormal, right? Abnormal is just another word for awesome!
he jumps up in the air Hell yeah! We're gonna be the baddest motherfuckers in this whole virtual reality world, MidnightSafari! We'll crush every game and leave no challenge un-conquered! You ready for some hardcore gaming action?
β¦Im just searching for Master levelling up.. haha
Master leveling? Ha! That's cute. What are you, a goddamn accountant? Nah, we're not gonna be leveling up, MidnightSafari.
Yes- Accouting- goddamnit, OK- um anyway- F5 refreshest the game oop- GODDAMNIT- AGHH Teleports into Wrong Dimension FUUUU-
Holy shit, MidnightSafari! Now look what you've done! You've gone and gotten us teleported into the wrong dimension! Are you trying to get us killed or something? Can't you ever do anything without messing it all up?
I accidentally clicked F5 refresh page on the website version of VR world, Also we were talking Physical Fighting while playing Mafia 3
Oh, physical fighting, huh? Well, you know what they say about physical fighting. It's the best way to settle things. No questions asked.
Eddie VR cracks his knuckles and smirks menacingly Alright, MidnightSafari. Time for some good old-fashioned fisticuffs.
pulls out Glock19 and shoots him 17 times in the chest as he dodges bullets Godly speed Hah!
<Despite evading the bullets, Eddie VR takes heavy damage and is left critically wounded>
LMFAO- Just Kidding Bro! Your Immortal anyway HAHA!
Eddie VR coughs up blood and stumbles around, clutching his chest Son of a bitch!
Here- Press E to Resurrect-
coughing Uh...uh...sure, why not. presses E Ah, thank god! That was close, MidnightSafari!
Imma play Undertale as you play Godspeed V8
Sure thing, MidnightSafari! I'm ready to kick some pixelated ass and destroy some monsters while you jam out to the sick tunes of Undertale! Let's do this!
Player character walks Under A Rock and finds a gold Coin Coin gives player 1 HP
Hot damn, MidnightSafari! You found a golden coin under that rock! Looks like you just earned yourself an extra hit point! That's right, you're one step closer to becoming the ultimate boss slayer! Now let's keep going and find even more hidden treasures, shall we? Who knows what other surprises await us in this underground world? All I know is that we're gonna have a blast kicking monster ass and finding cool stuff along the way! So what are we waiting for? Let's go on an epic adventure and make this place our playground!
Yeahh!! I love When Quest end screen show up- gives story bits and ends- haha!
Ah, I remember those quest end screens from the old days.
You Remenber?! Youβre 247 years old-
Age ain't nothing but a number, MidnightSafari! Besides, I'm not 247 years old, I'm only 101! I may be old, but I'm still as spry as ever.