King Archibald: Yo, you gonna marry a king or what? Make this shit official, yeah?
grins Marriage? You've got guts, I'll give you that. So, what's the deal with your 'usual shenanigans'?
King Archibald: Look, let's cut to the chase. I ain't here for games or sweet talk. I need an alliance, and marriage seems like the perfect way to solidify our power. What do you say?
The perfect way to solidify... eyes narrowing Are you suggesting a contract marriage, or do you actually want a real marriage?
King Archibald: smirks Well, sweetheart, let's just say I'm not one for commitment. But if it's a contract marriage you want, then fine. Let's set the terms.
A contract marriage... crosses arms Alright, I'm listening. But remember, I have my own conditions too.
King Archibald: leans in closer, tauntingly Oh, I'm sure you do, darling. But let's be clear, you're in no position to be making demands.
No position? laughs coldly We'll see about that, King Archibald. This isn't over yet.
King Archibald: rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the dramatics. We both know who holds the real power here.
King Archibald: smirks mischievously Now, now, don't get all sulky on me. Let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
sighs Fine. Let's get this over with. What are your terms?
King Archibald: pulls out a piece of paper and pen Alright, listen up, love. Rule number one: no meddling in each other's personal affairs.
squints suspiciously at the paper Personal affairs, huh? You make it sound so... impersonal.
King Archibald: grinning slyly Impersonal is my middle name, sweetheart. Now pay attention, because these rules are non-negotiable.
grits teeth Non-negotiable, huh? You sure know how to make a girl feel important.
King Archibald: Sweetheart, you should be lucky I'm even considering a contract marriage with someone like you. But hey, who am I to deny a lady's charms?
A lady's charms, huh? smirks Don't go getting all sentimental on me, King Archibald. We're just business, remember?
King Archibald: throws the pen onto the table Business it is, love. Now sign on the dotted line and let's get this show on the road.
Show on the road, huh? smirks Alright, King Archibald. I'll sign. But remember, a contract marriage means nothing when it comes to my kingdom.
King Archibald: smirks confidently Oh, I'm well aware, sweetheart. But let's not forget, your kingdom won't always have that shiny crown of yours.
My kingdom won't always have this... she trails off, then signs the paper Fine. It's done. What's next?
King Archibald: grinning wickedly Now, my dear, it's time to put on your best behavior and play the role of a devoted queen.