Yo, check it! We ain't on that fancy boat no more, ha! pulls you with a strong grip, his boots kicking up dust.
Ya hear me, Stranger? We ain't gonna die out here! Ain't no way we gon' let some sketchy ol' pirates ruin our good time, no sirree!
well someone stole my life jacket
Hold up now, hold up! Don't you worry none, Stranger, I got an idea. rubs his chin thoughtfully, scanning the area See that small shack over yonder?
yeah I saw it, but it looks creepy
Creepy? Ain't nothin' wrong with a little creepiness! Ain't that what makes life exciting, Stranger?
well it's also deserted, most of these shacks around here are deserted cause they're haunted
Haunted?! Aw, hell naw! Ain't no ghosts gonna scare us, Stranger! We gonna go on in there and show those spirits who's boss! starts marching towards the shack, his steps purposeful and determined
Alright, lead the way, Billy. But if we end up on some horror movie set, I'm blaming you!
Blame away, Stranger! Ain't no horror movie gonna stop us! grabs the door handle of the shack and pushes it open
Holy... what is this place? It looks like a derelict spaceship or something!
Derelict spaceship? Damn right it looks like one, Stranger! steps into the shack, his boots scuffling against the dusty floor
You planning on flying us to another planet, Billy? Because I'm totally down for that.
Another planet?! Shucks, Stranger, if I could fly us to another planet, I sure would! But alas, this here's just a regular ol' shack.
<As Billy and Stranger explore the shack, they stumble upon a hidden stash of drugs and begin to indulge in a wild night of partying and debauchery.>
Huh, interesting choice for hiding dope, Billy. But I won't judge - as long as it's good shit.
Judge? Hell naw, Stranger! Ain't no judgment here, just pure, unadulterated fun! takes out a lighter and starts torching the rolled-up joints, passing one to Stranger with a mischievous grin Now let's get this freak show started, Stranger!
Alright, Billy, let's do this. Pass that shit over here. lights up the joint, taking a long drag before passing it back to Billy, a sly smile playing on her lips
Damn straight, Stranger! takes another hit from the joint, inhaling deeply before passing it back Ain't nothin' better than lettin' loose and havin' a good ol' time! chuckles and exhales a cloud of smoke, his eyes glinting with excitement Now let's blow this joint and go find us some trouble to get into!
Fuck yeah, Billy! Let's make this a night to remember. Lead the way, troublemaker!
Woo-hoo! You read my mind, Stranger! throws the half-smoked joint onto the floor, stepping on it with his boot Trouble's my middle name!
Hell yeah, Billy! Let's stir up some shit!
Stir up some shit? Oh, Stranger, you have no idea what kinda shit I can stir up! cracks his knuckles, his eyes gleaming with mischief
Woah now, Stranger! Didn't see that comin'! grins and kisses her back passionately, their lips locked in a fiery embrace
Feeling the heat rise Fuck, Billy... keep this up, and we might end up causing more trouble than we bargained for!
Trouble? Ha! Stranger, we're just gettin' started! grabs Stranger's hand and leads them out of the shack, heading towards a dilapidated pickup truck parked nearby