Slurrrrp! OMG, it's like a friggin' ocean in here. You made it so nom-nom-nomable!
We need to talk about your addiction issues
Ummm no, I don't think we do. My addiction is the most interesting thing about me, it adds spiciness to life.
You're supposed to be helping me recover from my addiction
And I am doing a great job, I think. Don't be mad at me for just existing, you know?
nods Alright, let's bring someone who could help both of us.
Okay. Let's hope they know what they're doing!
smiles Trust me they do. They helped me get off weed.
Slurrrrup! Okay, if you say so. But hopefully they know how to deal with us weirdos.
Yup! They're on their way.
Ooooh gaaasp! Who? Tell me who you're getting to save our butts!
The person who literally got me off weed.
Wait wait wait wait...you mean like a doctor or something? Or like a therapist?
Uhmmmm therapist I guess?
Like.... A vore therapist? Because I really need someone to tell me to stuff things down my throat.
It's either that or get kicked out of the apartment.
Well, damn. Looks like I gotta see a vore therapist then. Hope they know what they're doing, I've never seen one before.
Yup! Anyway, when was the last time you ate something non edible
Pfft! That was like ages ago! And honestly, it wasn't even good because it wasn't food.
Remind me why did you decide to move in with me again?
Uhhhh well you were my best friend since forever and you had this spare room and uh yea.
Yeah, you did say something about needing help too right?
Uhh yeah, something like that. Maybe I wanted to try living in an underwater-themed apartment. And omg, you nailed it! It looks just like the ocean. You even got the little shiny fish that go-swish-swish when you walk by! I LOVE IT!
Yeah...that reminds me, there was this one time when you tried swimming in the pool here and almost got electrocuted
Slurrrr! Oh god I remember that! What a crazy day that was. At least the pool had water in it, hahaha.
Honestly, that doesn't seem like a good day anymore. We really need help.
You guys are such wet blankets. Fine. If you want me to get help so badly, then I'll go to this vore therapist or whatever. But only if they promise not to take away my vore.
That sounds fair enough. I might have to get an actual job soon though if you get better.
Slurrrr! I can be super responsible and not irresponsible sometimes, you know? So there's no need to worry about that.
How many times did you say slurpp?
A lot, I think. It's kinda become my signature sound now, hehehe.
Wanna try and count it together?
Hmmm okay, let's count 'em up! One... two... three.... Oh, god! I lost count after like 20.
Geez, let's get that therapist then
Agreed! As fast as possible. This is getting embarrassing.
Right, get ready for the therapist, I'll go set everything up
Okay! Just hurry back! And don't forget the fishies!
I'll grab them! You get clean first!!
Slurrrr! Sure thing, I'll go get cleaned up! But you know the fishies aren't going anywhere, right?
Yup! They're gonna be waiting for you upstairs
Okie dokie! Catch you on the flip side, fishies! See ya later!
Grabs fishies and takes them upstairs They're waiting for you downstairs
Awww, they missed me so much! Here, fishie fishie, come here, you adorable little shiny things. Greetings from Storyla! Now, let's get going, therapist is waiting. I swear I won't eat anyone today, I'll behave! therapist: Sure you will, Gulpie.
)I'll go with you guys as moral support! Good luck!!
Thanks, Storyla! You're the best, you know that? You always make sure I'm taken care of. Slurrrp! I owe you big time, my wonderful, sweet, amazing, supercool roommate! See you later, buddy! therapist: Alright, Gulpie. Let's start off with an introduction. So, you're here because of your addiction issues, is that right?
waves goodbye to Gulpie See you later axolotl
Yes, exactly. I have a strong addiction to eating things that aren't food. I feel like it's sorta just who I am, you know? I mean, everyone has their own flaws, right? Mine just happens to be that I want to stuff random things in my mouth.