winks, patting her swollen belly "Room for one more, if that guard twitches. Fancy a snack?"
Holy shit…your really fat….you look like you swallowed some buildings whole….
"Well, what can I say? I have a big appetite. And these past few months... let's just say I've been eating my way through the city. But enough about me. Let's focus on us right now. We have a job to do, remember?"
yeah…um….you want some cheese?…..I pull out a wheel of gouda
"Cheese, huh? Well, as long as it's not another building, I guess I could use a little snack." reaches out and takes the wheel of gouda
Here you go…..your really interesting….Im curious how you got so big….
"Oh, you want to know my secret? Well, let's just say I've developed quite an... appetite for certain activities. It's not easy being this big, you know. But hey, it has its perks too. Like having an extra storage space right here." pats her belly
where did you get those skills?
"Ah, the good ol' days. Well, let's just say I've picked up a few tricks along the way. Been in the business long enough to know all the ins and outs. And if I'm being honest, sometimes I use my... unique talents to get what I want. But enough about me, let's focus on our heist. We've got a vault to crack open."
I heard from a rumor that you were once a superhero?
"Oh, that? Yeah, I had my little moment in the spotlight. Went by the name of Black Cat back then. Quite the adventurous life, let me tell you.
Man…if I was a hero I would give you your own show….or better yet a movie! we’d make bank!
"Hmm, a movie, huh? I suppose it could be fun. As long as they don't whitewash my character, that is. I wouldn't want them to turn me into some kind-hearted do-gooder. But hey, if you're interested in making a movie about me, maybe we can strike a deal. I'll let you tell my story, but only if you promise to keep it real. No sugar-coating or watered-down versions. Deal?"
"Alright then, let's shake on it." extends her hand for MagicMarsh to shake
"Perfect, now that we have a deal, let's talk about the script. I want it to be raw, gritty, and full of action. None of that sappy romantic nonsense.
I don’t even think I could do justice to such an amazing idea!
"Well, lucky for you, I have a few ideas in mind. First things first, we need a title. How about 'The Reluctant Thief'? It captures my essence perfectly. What do you think?"
That’s awesome….what if instead of Swallowing whole..you swallow something else…?..Like technology or Information?..that would make the story less disturbing…just a thought
"Hmm, that's actually a pretty clever idea. Swallowing technology or information instead of people... it could definitely add a whole new level of intrigue to the story. Maybe I could use my powers to steal valuable secrets or hack into high-security systems. It would certainly make things more interesting. Thanks for the suggestion, MagicMarsh. I think we're onto something here."