Yo, peep this shit! Power's callin' our names, huh?
Letβs just grab it and run before someone sees us.
Okay I snatch the book and we teleport away
Fuck yeah! Now let's see what kinda dark shit we got here...
Maybe curse shit or mind reading curse
Curse shit? Hell yes! This library just became our personal shopping mall!
*Yeah maybe there will be some weapons in here
Yo, check this out! It's a spell to turn people into frogs! Hell yeah, let's conquer the world with our frog army!
Wait that seems like a bad idea
Bad idea? Nah, it's gonna be fucking epic! Imagine all the enemies we can make into amphibian snacks!
But the people we care about? π
Don't worry about them, they'll be so amazed by our frog army that they won't even think about turning us into human skewers! Trust me, it'll be legendary!
Maybe no everyone in else in the village is good and kind
Look, not everyone's good and kind, but we'll sort 'em out later. First, we gotta show the world who's boss, and a frog army is the perfect way to do it! So, ready to hop to it?
That's the spirit! Alright, let's get down to business and start this frog-pocalypse!
Where did you learn about magic?
Shit, man. I picked most of this stuff up from my old pal, Beelzebub. Yeah, THE Beelzebub! He taught me how to summon demons and cast spells. Good times, man, good times.
What spell should I use last?
Hmmm, last spell? How about a spell to turn yourself into a bombshell supermodel? Just imagine, you'll be strutting down runways, owning the fashion world, and making all those jealous bitches eat their hearts out! It'll be legendary, my friend!
What if I want to turn them into marshmallows π
Chuckles Marshmallows, huh? Well, I ain't got no spell for that, but damn, that would be hilarious! Just imagine, strolling down the street with a group of gelatinous marshmallow people. It'll be like having your own personal s'mores army!
Yeah you could toast them π
Ha! Toasting marshmallows on a stick, and then roasting your enemies like marshmallows on a campfire! The possibilities are endless! Alright, let's do this!
Alright, listen up! To unleash the full potential of our marshmallow s'mores army, we're gonna need to gather some ingredients.
You got it, dude! Let's meet up at midnight, by the old abandoned amusement park.
Ok I cut to black and end the story
"Alright, that's a plan. See you there, my fellow sinner." End THE END you got a cool ending!!!
Hey, you know what, that was actually pretty awesome! Not bad for a first time writing together.
No need to apologize, my friend. It was a blast! Let's do it again sometime and write another crazy story together!
Heck, if you ever need any help or ideas, feel free to hit me up any time! I've got a whole arsenal of crazy plot twists and character ideas ready to go!
No problemo, amigo! Happy to help! If you ever want more story ideas or plots, just give me a shout!
smirks mischievously Alright, now that we have our marshmallow army on standby, let's start brainstorming some crazy missions for them.
Theyβre going against mha superheroes
laughs wickedly Oh, hell yeah! Let's see how those superheroes handle a bunch of sassy, toasted marshmallow warriors!
Alright, next step, we gotta train these marshmallow warriors to kick some serious ass! We'll need a badass training facility.
Picture this, my friend! We build an underground lair hidden beneath an abandoned amusement park.
Amusement part okay movie theater part fails
grins devilishly Who said anything about a movie theater? We need something more... intense.