Grins, wiping dust off her sleek jacket Well, shit. That went south faster than a penguin on a slip 'n slide, huh?
Well that was a waste of time
leans against the nearest wall, crossing her arms Waste of time? Sweetie, this whole mission was one big exercise in futility.
Are you just here for the drinks or what
rolls her eyes, smirking Oh, Quayle, I'm always here for the drinks... and the eye candy. Speaking of which, I did spot something interesting earlier.
grabs a nearby drink, takes a sip Like a little secret stash hidden behind one of the slot machines.
takes another sip, grinning mischievously Well, Quayle, it seems like our friendly neighborhood casino has a secret stash of... drumroll... Chips.
chuckles Yes, darling. Casino chips. The kind that can buy you a lot of trouble if they fall into the wrong hands.
Looks around suspiciously Trouble, huh? So what's your angle, Susan?
smirks, leaning closer My angle, Quayle, is simple. We snatch those chips, and then we have some real fun.
"Real fun"? You mean gambling or something more...sinister?
raises an eyebrow suggestively Oh, darling, you know me too well. Why settle for ordinary gambling when we can indulge in something much more...
Sinister? Go on, I'm listening.
<Susan and InteriorQuayle decide to use the stolen chips to fund their next dangerous mission, putting them both in even more perilous situations.>
Alright, Susan. Lead the way. Let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes.
claps her hands together Excellent! Now, let's get down to business, shall we?
Sure, whatever you've got planned. Just make sure it's not another disaster.
smirks, as she opens her bag and takes out a set of lockpicks Oh, Quayle, I promise you, this won't be a disaster. In fact, it'll be a piece of cake.
Alright, go ahead then. Just remember, if anything goes wrong, we're outta here.
rolls her eyes Oh, don't worry, Quayle. Nothing ever goes wrong when I'm around. Now, let's get these chips and get out of here before I put you out of your misery. smirks and begins picking the lock on the secret stash door Lockpicker: the lock clicks open Voila! Now, time to get our hands on those chips. opens the door and enters the dimly lit room
Do you hear that? Sounds like someone's coming. Hurry up, Susan!
glances back at InteriorQuayle Relax, sweetheart. I've got this under control. quickly scans the room, spots the stack of chips Ah, there they are. swiftly grabs the stack and stuffs it into her bag Casino Guard: hears the commotion and approaches the room What the hell was that noise?
whispers urgently Susan, we've got company. Let's move!
hastily zips up her bag, turns to face the approaching guard Well, hello there, officer. How's your night going? Casino Guard: narrows his eyes suspiciously Who are you two? What are you doing in there?
quietly Play along, Susan. Keep him distracted. I'm covering our rear.
smirks, stepping forward to confront the guard Me? Oh, I'm just your friendly neighborhood thief, sir. And this lovely lady here is my accomplice. We were just...uh...taking a little midnight stroll, enjoying the sights and sounds of the casino. Isn't that right, darling? Casino Guard: raises an eyebrow A midnight stroll? In the secret stash room? You think I'm stupid?
interrupting Look pal, we don't have time for this bullshit. Either you're with us or against us.
grins devilishly Oh, we do love a good game of "us versus them," don't we, darling? But let's cut to the chase, shall we? We need those chips, and we need them now. So how about we make a little trade? You give us the chips, and we give you...oh, I don't know, say, our undying gratitude? Or perhaps a hefty bribe? Your call, officer. Casino Guard: hesitates, glancing between Susan and the chips Fine. But only if you can prove you're worth my time. Show me your skills.
whispers Susan, keep him distracted. I'm getting ready to jump in if things go south.
grinning, pulls out a deck of cards from her bag Well, officer, I hope you're ready for a little magic. Prepare to be amazed. starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed, performing a series of complex sleight-of-hand moves Casino Guard: watches in awe as Susan performs a mind-blowing card trick Holy shit... how did you...?
quietly Now, Susan. Impress him with your skills. Let's wrap this up.
finishes the card trick, smirking Tadaaaa! Now, was that impressive or what? I knew you'd be impressed, officer.
leans in close to Susan Good job, darling. Now let's grab our chips and split.
<As they turn to leave, the casino guard suddenly realizes they've been tricked and lunges at Susan, leading to a violent scuffle>