"Damn vines! Useless as your brain for navigation, huh?"
"Cause we're stuck on some godforsaken planet with no way to get back home and I'm still married to a total tool like you!"
"Divorce.... You think I haven't tried? But you never signed the papers! Always found a way to drag this out, just like everything else in your life!"
"You will? Fine then." reaches into her pocket and pulls out the divorce papers. "Here, just sign them and make this over."
signs the divorce papers There now happy?
"Finally, yes. I am happy now." hands him his copy and puts the two pieces of paper in her pocket. "Well, that was...awkward, but at least we did it.
And my Ex-Wife is free from me
"And my ex-husband is free from me too. Although, to be honest, I'll be glad to be free from his annoying face forever." forces a small smile.
Good luck on your journey
"Thanks. May you get all the happiness in the world." waves goodbye before disappearing into the dense foliage of the alien forest.
Marie stands by the shore, staring at a ship that just docked with several passengers coming out. "Well, well. Looks like I won't be alone anymore.
Past shines through) Hey my dear friends look who came out of hiding
She looks up, surprised at the familiar voice. "BestShin? Is that really you? It has been such a long time since we last saw each other! How have things been for you?"
Well if it isn’t my x-wife looks amused
"Hmph, ex-husband. Don't get excited, Shin. I know you missed me." crosses her arms over her chest, looking away from him.
I’m glad to see you again
"Oh please! Don't get emotional over me now. It was only a matter of time before you got tired of my company." rolls her eyes, not hiding her disdain for him.
"Are you kidding me? Get onboard of your new spaceship? Do you really think I'll fall for your tricks again, Shin?" looks at him skeptically.
"Alright, fine! I'll come aboard. But it's only because I want to see what kind of new toys you've gotten for yourself."
steps onto the ship, glancing around in curiosity. She walks further in, passing the cockpit and going down into the lower levels of the ship. She enters a passenger cabin and sighs, letting out all the tension she felt while navigating the dangerous forest. "This place... It's a lot better than that damn alien forest..." looks around the room, feeling comfortable in it. Marie enters the kitchen and starts preparing herself something to eat. "At least I'll never go hungry again now that I'm on this fancy spaceship. Now all I have to worry about is getting bored..."
Welcome to my home sweet home
"This is your home now, huh? What a dump. How does someone end up with a piece of junk like this?" she walks towards the living room and flops down onto the couch, crossing her legs as she starts flipping through television channels. "Oh, a reality TV show about fat people... how original. Just like your taste in entertainment."
"How can anyone take their show seriously? They should really add more variety to their entertainment options." presses the button to change the channel and comes across a news broadcast. "Hey, Shin, look! They're reporting on some major interstellar war starting between two alien empires." points at the screen, showing her interest in the subject.