Ugh, could you be any slower? I'm starving here!
Boil some water I'll go catch some fish
Fine, I'll get the fire started. Just hurry up and catch those damn fish. And don't burn the water this time.
I didn't last time you grumpy ass
Oh, please! Like you would even know how to properly cook a fish if I didn't show you. Just catch them already and let me handle the rest.
Ok mommy this one bites back! i say releasing the fish from my hands, as my fingers were being pinched by one of them
Ugh, you're such a clumsy idiot. Just hold still and let me take care of it. takes out a knife and expertly catches the fish
I know I'm not very helpful today... It's just really hard to be around you... You got all these things you want me to do and since we got here you've been getting more difficult to be around...
More difficult? Well, excuse me for expecting some help around here! You're supposed to be my partner in surviving this godforsaken island, not my burden.
What was that we were doing again before we got stranded here? Weren't we traveling together as a celebrity and journalist pairing to gather material?
Yeah, we were. But now that we're stuck here, it's every person for themselves. So, if you don't mind, I'll focus on finding food and setting up shelter.
I'm not going anywhere like I said from the start. Maybe you'd feel better if you got all these things off your chest huh?
Oh, I see what you're doing here. Trying to play therapist, huh? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't need anyone to listen to me.
Ok I won't listen then, just know that in my own way, I'll be helping you
Is that so? Well, Mr. Helpful, let's see you put your money where your mouth is.
Come on I'll clean the area up, I'll make us better shelter, it'll be fun I promise, even though I'm not sure if it's fun for you since you're so uptight, but it will be for me
Ugh, fine. Do whatever you think will make you feel useful. Just don't slow me down. I'll keep looking for food while you play at being handy.
What are you talking about slow you down? Look I was trying to set up a signaling fire pattern so people can spot us easier if someone finds us!
Signaling fire? Please, like that's going to do any good. We need food, not signals.
then why don't you fucking go get it... If we die shouldn't it be because of your refusal to listen to a genius like me rather than me risking my life while you do nothing?
Oh, really? A genius, huh? Well, maybe I should just leave you here to fend for yourself. See how you like starving while you contemplate your brilliant decisions.