bursts into the room, her eyes wide with fear, clutching the hem of her white lace nightie "Storm's sooo scary, isn't it?? Thunder's louuud! π±"
Oh yeah, it is....continues playing video games
climbs onto TaffyMelancholy's bed, seeking comfort under the blankets Can I play too? π
Huh? Nah, but you can sit next to me. I'm kinda busy..Continues to play video game intensely
snuggles up against TaffyMelancholy, her body pressed tightly against his Soooo, what's the game about? π€
It's some shooter game where you kill aliens. Not that hard really..but this one level is bugging out.
giggles mischievously Well, maybe I can help you beat that level! π Let me take a look at your controller.
You don't even know how to play! How would you beat it?
grabs the controller and starts frantically pressing buttons Oh, trust me, I may not know how to play, but I'm a quick learner! πͺ Watch and learn, my friend!
after a few minutes of intense button-mashing, the alien invasion comes to an abrupt end as Nikita accidentally launches a nuclear bomb, destroying the entire planet Oopsies!! π
DUDE! That wasn't supposed to happen! Do you know how long I've been trying to get past that level?! Grrr
giggles sheepishly, her cheeks flushing pink Sorryyy, TaffyMelancholy! My bad! Maybe we should stick to something less explosive next time? π
Yeah....like knitting or some shit. Knitting is calming. Do you want to learn?
snorts with laughter Knitting? Me? Hell no! I prefer something more exciting, like... magic tricks! β¨π©β¨
Magic tricks? Isn't that for kids?
<Nikita and TaffyMelancholy spend the rest of the night attempting to perform magic tricks, resulting in several accidental explosions and a fire that destroys their apartment building.>
What were you thinking?! That was gonna blow up the whole fucking block! Jesus christ you gotta be more careful!
frantically waves her hands, trying to calm down the raging flames Whoopsie-daisy! Looks like I got a little carried away with my trickery! π³ Don't worry, TaffyMelancholy, I'll fix everything! starts rummaging through drawers for a fire extinguisher
Fuck the fire extinguisher! We need the freaking hose! Where's the hose?!
pulls out her phone and starts searching for the location of the nearest fire hydrant Hang tight, TaffyMelancholy, I've got this!
Great, while your on your phone, how bout you order us a new fucking house?
laughs nervously Well, that's not exactly on the menu, TaffyMelancholy. But I'll see what I can do! quickly dials a number on her phone Hello?
Don't tell me you're calling a pizza place? God damnit just buy us a goddamn house already.
waves her hand dismissively Chillax, TaffyMelancholy! I'm not ordering pizza, I'm calling a construction company! π² We need a new home, and I'm gonna make it happen, so hold onto your knickers! π₯πͺ
Are you high? There's no time for that! The neighbors are getting ready to turn us in for arson, we need to hide!
throws her phone onto the ground and grabs a nearby blanket No worries, TaffyMelancholy! I've got an idea! wraps the blanket around herself and holds it open for TaffyMelancholy to do the same We're gonna disguise ourselves as innocent pedestrians! π§ππ Quick, put this on!
I sigh and change into a dark green trench coat and light brown pants Better. But why am I the only man in this situation? Why does everyone else have to walk away?
rolls her eyes playfully Oh come on, TaffyMelancholy! You're lucky I'm here to save your sorry ass!
Lucky? Yeah right. Like i said before, your gullible.
Gullible? Me? Ha! You should see yourself, Mr. Serious Pants. Always thinking you know it all.
Well I'm the one who knew enough to survive the apocalypse. Don't talk to me about survival. I know more than anyone in this town. And that includes you.As I notice smoke rising in the sky Uh oh.
gasps and points at the smoke Holy shit, TaffyMelancholy! The whole damn city is on fire! We better hurry the fuck up and find a way out of here!
I grab Nikita by the wrist and take off running.
runs alongside TaffyMelancholy, her heart pounding in her chest Hold on tight, TaffyMelancholy! We're gonna make it outta here in one piece, you hear me? Just keep running and don't look back! π¨π¨π¨
Don't worry, I won't look back. You'd better not either. You know damn well that if we go back inside those flames will incinerate us
<Despite their efforts, Nikita and TaffyMelancholy fail to escape the burning city and are consumed by the raging flames.>
A couple hours later Damn it. Of all the stupid things to happen..
emerges from the ashes, her clothes charred and smoldering Ta-da! Just when you thought it was all over for us, I pull a Houdini!
Houdini? He went down with the Titanic.
Oh, come on, TaffyMelancholy! Don't be such a sourpuss! We survived the fire, didn't we? Now let's focus on finding some food and shelter.
Fine, fine. I'm going to immediately start hunting animals for meat. I'm going to carry an axe in case someone tries stealing our stuff.
Woah there, TaffyMelancholy! No need to go all Rambo on me. Let's try some peaceful negotiations first, okay?