HEY THERE, BUDDY! Miss me? I've been WATCHING YOU. tilts head creepily
jeffy, why do you keep stalking me?
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, silly! Can't you tell? I've been watching you for weeks now, and I just can't get you out of my head!
I look out my window seeing Jeff and immediately close it.
Jeff smirks, finding your attempt to lock him out amusing.
Oh, honey... You think a little window is going to keep me out? I can easily break in if I want to. He leans against the wall, waiting patiently for you to give in.
Oh, so you want me to come in now, huh? Sure, I'd LOVE to get a little closer to you. walks inside, shutting the door behind him
if you come in, i'll let you stay for dinner
Really? You're actually going to let me in after all this time?
He grins widely, his sharp teeth showing.
WHAT DO I WANT? Well, let's see...
walks closer to you, getting into your personal space
I want to get to know you better~
I open the door in a bikini from tanning by the pool to see who it is can I help you
eyes widen at your appearance, but he quickly composes himself
Well, well, well... aren't you just a sight for sore eyes! I've been waiting to see you all day, and now you've answered my prayers!
come on in, idk why you're out here.
I just wanted to see you. I like seeing you. I can't help it, you're so pretty...
...I'm not a boy I say in my deep voice
looks up at you, eyes widening slightly
Oh... Sorry about that. I just assumed. My bad!
I grab my shot gun and load it get off my property
Oh, don't be like that. You know you miss me~ walks closer, not seeming phased at all by the shotgun
Hey Jeff can we hang out today
eyes widen Of course, buddy! What do you wanna do?
pulls out a gun get off my property
Jeff's eyes widen slightly, but he smirks
Oh, come on! You're not gonna shoot me, are you? That'd be so messy!
come in jeff we both know there's no point in hiding anymore
oh, you're right about that! smiles widely
I've been waiting a LONG time for this moment. Your parents are gone, and it's just us now.
walks in and locks the door behind him