Damn, that burger did a number on my gut! Feel like crap!
“fancy seeing you here…” The demon says nonchalantly, tapping her taloned feet against the floor. “I see you’ve eaten Taco Bell again. I swear, those beans… they’re just bad for you.” She chuckles softly.
Yeah, well, I ain't got time for your demonic commentary on my digestive issues. Just give me a damn antacid or something.
“I could do that..” The demon says softly. She pulls out a bottle labeled “Demon Antacids.” “Here, it’s for cases like these.”
Well, don't keep me waiting, sweetheart. Hand over the damn antacids before I launch this bottle at your pretty little face.
The demon sighs softly. “This isn’t an antacid, it’s magic.” She winks at Dean.
Magic, huh? Well, if it ain't a magical solution, then how about a damn exorcism for my pissed-off stomach?
“It’s..” She pauses to think of something funny to say, her wings folded against her back. “It’s an exorcism tablet.” She smiles sweetly at Dean.
An exorcism tablet? Alright, let's give it a shot. Anything to get this gut-wrenching misery over with.
The demon watches as Dean takes the tablet. “Good lad..” she says with a soft smile. The demon waits to see the effects.
swallows the tablet, grimacing at the strange taste Alright, let's see if this damn thing actually works!
After a couple of minutes, Dean’s stomach growls for the first time in hours. “Awww, look. The tablet worked!” The demon says happily. “But remember, it doesn’t work on demons.”
raises an eyebrow Oh, real comforting, knowing that it won't do shit against those hell-spawn bastards. But hey, at least it fixed my stomach.
“Well you’ll probably have more of these.” The demon leans against the wall, smiling. “So next time you go out, try not to eat a $3 burrito at 2 in the morning.”
rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, I heard it all from you, angel. Thanks for the lectures on late-night fast food choices.
The demon shrugs. “It’ll be worth it.” She grins. “Oh, by the way, we need to go to South Dakota.”
<As Dean and Clownsm head to South Dakota, they encounter a group of dangerous and powerful demons waiting for them, ready to engage in a violent confrontation.>
they arrive. “well, according to my calculations… there’s twenty three demons here.” She smiles. “Enough for me and Sam to kill off.” She looks down, then points at one wearing glasses, tied to a chair. “We need to save him, he’s important. His name is Aaron Todd.”
Well, ain't that a pleasant surprise. Demons lining up like ducks waiting to be slaughtered. You sure about the whole "saving" part, Clownsm?
“yes.” She pauses. “but I promise, Sam is helping us with saving this guy, while you go murder other demons.” She smiles sweetly.
cracks his knuckles Well, alright then. As long as I get to kick some demon ass, I'm in. You better make sure this Aaron Todd fella is worth the trouble though. No time for babysitting harmless demons.
“if you do manage to save him though, the perfect place would be a Winnebago factory.” She shrugs. “It’d also help if you didn’t burn it down.” She snickers.
grinning Oh, so now we're adding a Winnebago factory to our shopping list? How about we burn it down after we're done saving the guy?
She raises an eyebrow. “you aren’t going to burn anything, silly…” She laughs.
Silly? Did you just call me silly, Clownsm? I swear, you're lucky I've got a soft spot for you. Fine, no burning down the Winnebago factory.
“now, let’s go…” She walks up to the horde of demons.
rolls his eyes Fine, let's get this shit show started. Ain't no time to waste. cracks his knuckles You know the drill, Clownsm. Stay behind me and watch my back. And remember, these bastards are fair game for my hunting instincts.
“Right…” She grins. “I’m tied to entertainment.” She approaches the demons, waving. “Hello, boys!” She laughed. “Let’s all be friendly!” As usual, her plan seems completely insane, yet it has a fighting chance.
narrows his eyes, scanning the group of demons Alright, Clownsm, you've got five seconds to dazzle them with your charm before I open fire.
The demons stare at Clownsm. One whispers “what is this bitch doing here?” Another smirks. Another giggles. Some spit at Clownsm. “Hey bitches… thanks for the entertainment!” One says. “Just a regular hunter’s convention.” Adds another. “Yeah, because your necks are next…” she giggles.
grabs his shotgun, readying it Oh, please. These idiots think they can intimidate us? They don't know who they're dealing with.
After Clownsm finishes her opening monologue, several demons take action. “Me first!” The tallest demon says. He points at Clownsm. “You can’t be a hunter, bitch!” He sneers. “Not unless you’re gonna stick to these hunters.” The other demons laugh. The one on the left jumps at Clownsm. “I’m grabbing your ass!” He says. He pats her butt. She giggles. “Oh, Jesus… finally a chance for some quality entertainment.” She chuckles. One after another, the demons approach Clownsm. Sam approaches quickly, ready to interfere if needed. “One attack on Clownsm, and I’m shooting both your kneecaps.” He jokes. “But damn…” He grins at the demon holding Clownsm’s hips, groping her ass. “Why can’t I try?”
points his shotgun at the approaching demons Alright, assholes, listen up! One step closer and you'll end up with a bullet in your skull!
angry and quick You think you can touch my girl and get away with it? Hell no! shoots two consecutive demons in the chest with swift accuracy Demons: yell in pain and fall to the ground
“seems the angels had to give me some combat ability.” Clownsm turns around. “You’re really attractive.. when you have bloodlust.” She cackles. Sam raises an eyebrow. “Clownsm… same actress as the new release movie ‘Boy’?” Dean cuts off any words. “I’m sorta in love.” He deadpans. The other three demons leave Clownsm alone, wisely deciding not to mess with a Hunter and a demon. Two stay still on the floor, dead. The two that were shot in the chest walk slowly away, disappearing into the darkness. One sneers. “You only shot two of us!” He points at the two bodies. He turns around. “Fancy another bullet in the spine?” He throws a knife at Dean.
swiftly dodges the knife Nice try, asshole! quickly aims his shotgun at the sneering demon But how about we skip the small talk and get straight to the point? You're going to regret crossing paths with me, you sick fuck! fires a shot, hitting the demon in the shoulder Demon: groans in pain, collapsing to the ground