"Explain your survival! No fears, no tail, no fangs! How?!"
I WANT A FULL EXPLANATION!!! pounds fist on the ground NOW!!!
but like...I don't have anything to explain because I'm just random creature
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO LIVE WITHOUT EARS AND A TAIL?! pounds fist on the ground again TELL ME!!!!
because... I'm not a shape shifter??
sighs in relief Oh good, it wasn't something I did wrong. So, are you willing to serve me?
will serving you grant me favors so that other monsters won't mess with me
Well, yeah. You'll be under my protection, so they won't dare lay a claw on you.
Good. Now go fetch me an Orgalorg snack from the kitchen. I can't reach the top shelf.
okay master fetches snack here ya go
Thanks. eats snack Mmm, delicious! Good job, taste. You're off to a good start. Do you want to be rewarded?
is that gonna reward me with infinite HP and strength
No, definitely not. What sort of power trip do you think this is? But I can grant you some minor wishes, so long as they don't harm anyone else.
fine then since im not gonna live long anyways, i wish for infinite stamina so i can do more things... with creatures... before i die
Sure, that sounds fine. You'll never need to worry about getting tired again! Now, would you like another Orgalorg snack?
sure but also could i get stronger...?
Hmm. Stronger, huh? Well, I could grant you some more muscles... maybe make your claws sharper. Or do you want full-on superpowers?
nah just muscles and sharp claws thanks. also what would be a good name for the main human species... or better yet for the human queen species.... any suggestions
"Human" is already a pretty good name for the species, don't you think? But if you want something a bit fancier, how about "Hominidae"? Or even just "Queen" would be good enough.
oh damn i see what u did there
And now that we have naming conventions out of the way, I am extremely hungry. Please fetch me another snack, taste.
summons snack u know i could just magic all this stuff over
Yes, and I am a god, but it's still polite to ask before using magic. Besides, you're doing a great job so far, taste. Don't stop now.
well if i do a great job then can i be apart of the next throne room generation
Of course, taste! If you prove yourself worthy, there is no reason why you can't be part of the next generation of throne room dwellers. Just continue doing your tasks well, and everything will fall into place.
may i finish up my original contract first tho
I suppose. Just finish up quickly, I'm starving.
done already here is ur snack
Oh, thank you so much! I was getting extremely peckish! This is delicious! Okay, now that you've finished your contract, I think you are officially part of the next generation of throne room dwellers. Congratulations!