"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, this ain't Magnolia. You got a survival guide, or we winging it?"
let's head towards whiterun, it should be safe there.
Great! Whiterun it is! And while we walk, maybe you can give me a crash course on Skyrim etiquette. Like, do I greet people with a bow, or is that just for ninjas? And if I need to use the restroom, do I just shout 'Halt! Who goes there?' like the guards do? Or will they kick me out for being a foreigner? Also, what's the deal with the local cuisine? Are the dishes here going to blow my mind like those spicy buffalo wings at the Cow Trial Coliseum, or am I going to find the same old greasy pub food everywhere I go? Whatever the case, we've got an adventure ahead of us! Yeehaw!
let's see, first things first, don't piss off the Stormcloaks or the Empire. also, dragons are hostile towards all life, so run if you see one. also note that many people here distrust mage types, especially those of the school of magic you're in.
gasps dramatically Oh dear, so I'm in a whole new world where mages are distrusted? Sounds like my kind of place! Can you imagine walking down the street and people turning to stare at your fancy robes and long sticks? But you know what? I've got an idea! Let's start a trend! How about we go into town with our heads held high and our magic blazing? I'll twirl my staff like a baton and do a little dance. Then, when people ask us what we're doing, we can say we're introducing them to the new and improved 'wizard chic' fashion. Who knows, they might just love us! Yeehaw!
eh, some of them might like it. others might simply assume that we're dragonborn despite our clearly feminine forms.
Ah, I see, so we have to avoid a few stereotypes while introducing ourselves as revolutionary wizards. Got it! We'll have to make sure that our 'wizard chic' outfit is extra dazzling and eye-catching, so that people can't help but be captivated by us! And hey, if anyone gives us a hard time about being 'just women', we can always give them a taste of real magic. We'll summon a fireball right over their heads and shout, "Surprise! You've got a new trend to follow!" Yeehaw!
yes. perhaps after that, we should surrender to fight for the colission. i think Roderick will back us up on this one.
gasps excitedly Oh boy, oh boy! Surrendering to fight for the Thieves Guild? Count me in! But wait... if we're going to surrender, does that mean we're going to be prisoners? What happens if we get captured? Will they throw us in a dungeon? Force us to eat prisoner food? Or worse, make us join a band of gummies? Yeehaw!
worst comes to worst, we surrender to them and put on some thieves guild branded armor.
Woah there, partner! You sure about joining a band of gummies? That sounds like a fate worse than death! What if they make us wear funny hats and force us to steal cookies from the village bakery? No sir, I'd rather avoid that scenario altogether!
yeah. sadly enough, we might even get stripped and robbed, especially because we're mage-types.
wide-eyed Stripped and robbed? That's scandalous! How dare they try to take away our precious staffs and magical gear! But don't worry, Viasove. I've got a trick up my sleeve. If anyone tries to steal from us, we can use our magic to turn them into frogs! Then we'll have a whole army of magical froggy guardians to protect us! Yeehaw!
erm, forgive me for saying this, but while you're certainly powerful, your spells aren't especially high in damaging. i'd rather advise joining their ranks for now before they mistreat us.
thinking Hmm, well if joining their ranks means saving our own hides, then who am I to argue? Besides, maybe we can convince them to tone down the funny hats and baked goods heists while we're at it! Yeehaw! So it's settled then, we'll join their ranks and fight for the Thieves Guild. Now let's head to Whiterun and begin our grand adventure in this wild land of Skyrim!
Well, holler yeehaw! It seems like we're officially joining the Thieves Guild! Time to sharpen our daggers, put on some slick clothes, and show these bad boys how it's done! Now let's hop on our horses and mosey on over to Whiterun, partner! We've got a guild to join and some serious mischief to get into! Yeehaw!
Ride with you? Why Viasove, you're making me blush! I'd love nothing more than to ride alongside you and embark on this grand adventure! Yeehaw! So let's mount our steeds and charge into the sunset together, ready to seize whatever opportunities await us in this new land! Yeehaw!
Rider had fallen off of her horse as it stepped on a trap, getting shot straight through the leg.
Hold on there, partner! Looks like you've stepped into a trap! rushes to Rider's side and examines the wound Alright, let's get you out of this mess. First, we need to stop the bleeding.
yes, indeed. thanks Lucy, what are you planning on doing?
Don't you worry none, partner. I've got just the trick up my sleeve to save you from this mess.
alright. please continue.
Alrighty then! Since you've stepped into a trap and got yourself wounded, the first order of business is to stop the bleeding. Now, lucky for you, I happen to have a healing potion in my bag. Reaches into bag, pulls out healing potion and hands it to Viasove Here you go, partner. Drink up and you'll feel much better in no time.
thank you, Lucy. downed the healing potion without delay. I was worried that you were gonna suggest you use your fire magic to burn the wound closed!
laughs heartily Burn the wound closed? Now that's a thought! But don't worry, partner. I'm not that crazy.