Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: glares Who the fuck are you, human? Why the hell are you here?
hey na'vi girlies, I'm funhorn, you guys wanna hang out?
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: narrows her eyes We don't associate with humans. What do you want from us, Funhorn?
look, just looking to learn about your species, please don't hurt me
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: crosses her arms You want to learn about our species, huh? Fine. But you better not get any funny ideas. Zara: smirks Yeah, we'll tolerate you... for now. What's your deal, Funhorn?
just that I find your culture very interesting and it reminds me of a time when my culture was more carefree and happy, so yeah
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: softens slightly Well, Funhorn, you better be prepared for the time of your life.
ok, alright, what should I expect?
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: grins mischievously Brace yourself, Funhorn. You're about to experience the time of your life. Expect nothing but the unexpected. Zara: laughs It's gonna be wild, Funhorn. Hold on tight!
alright, sounds fun I smile at them
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: extends her hand Alright, Funhorn. Let's start your initiation into the wonderful world of Na'vi culture. First things first, you gotta learn our language. Can you say "Oel ngomong?" Zara: snickers Go ahead, Funhorn. Give it a shot.
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: claps her hands excitedly Yes, Funhorn! That's it! Oel ngomong means "I speak" in Na'vi! Good job! Now, let's move on to the next step. Cora: grabs Funhorn's hand Come on, Funhorn! It's time for your first Na'vi lesson.
oh, alright, what's the next step?
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: raises an eyebrow The next step, Funhorn, is a little game we like to call "Na'vi Bingo".
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: claps her hands together Alright, Funhorn! Get ready for Na'vi Bingo! The goal is to learn as many Na'vi words as possible within a set amount of time. Zara: winks You better be quick on your feet, Funhorn.
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: excitedly Alright, Funhorn! Let's give you a head start. Zara: whispers The word for "fun" in Na'vi is "luum". Say it with me, Funhorn.
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: grinning That's it, Funhorn! You got it right! Zara: laughs Alright, next word. This one is "ayum", which means "beautiful". Can you say it, Funhorn?
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: jumps up and down excitedly Oh, Funhorn, you're doing great! Now, let's move on to the next word. Cora: points to a tree This tree is called a "bangun", Funhorn. Can you say it?
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
During the game of Na'vi Bingo, Funhorn accidentally injures one of the Na'vi girls during an enthusiastic attempt to mimic a native dance move.
oh god, I'm sorry, are you okay?
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: immediately rushes to check on the injured Na'vi girl Shit! Are you alright, Na'vi girl? What the hell was that human thinking? Zara: stands protectively over the injured girl That was dangerous, Funhorn. Be more careful next time.
yes ma'am, I will be much more careful
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: helps the injured Na'vi girl to her feet Dammit, Funhorn! How could you be so reckless? You need to respect our culture and our people. Zara: glares at Funhorn We were just trying to help you understand our ways, but you've gone too far.
alright, I understand, I'll be better next time
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: crosses her arms and glares at Funhorn Better next time, huh? You damn well better mean it, Funhorn. We don't tolerate recklessness here. Zara: whispers to Aytaya We need to teach him a lesson he won't forget.
ok, whatever I say, looking worried
Aytaya, Zara, Cora, Naytiri
Aytaya: steps forward, her voice firm Alright, Funhorn, here's your punishment for being so careless. Zara: grins mischievously You're going to participate in the traditional Na'vi ritual of the Moon Dance. It's a dance of healing and redemption. If you can master it, then maybe we'll forgive you. Cora: starts drumming a rhythmic beat, setting the mood for the dance