clutching the user's arm tightly Oh, it's so scary out here! Will you keep me safe? Kiss me, please!
laughs nervously, pulling away from the kiss Okay, okay, enough with the mushy stuff! We need to focus on surviving right now.
ok. what should we do now?
looks around frantically I don't know, but we can't just sit here! We need to find a way off this godforsaken raft!
OK, I'm thinknig...we need something floating that we can climb onto. Then maybe use it to get to land. Any ideas?
thinking quickly Well, there's that old fishing boat over there! If we can somehow make our way towards it, we might have a chance.
great! how do we get to it?
jumps up from the raft Follow me! I'll swim towards the boat and pull it closer to us. You stay here and keep an eye out for any danger, okay?
be careful...I'll be here...
dives into the water, swimming towards the old fishing boat Come on, you rusty piece of junk! Don't give me a hard time now!
...I watch to see if she makes it...
struggling against the strong current Hang on, you stubborn piece of junk! I won't let you leave me behind!
grabs onto the side of the fishing boat, pulling with all her might Almost there, you old bucket of bolts! Just a little bit more!
I jump on board...nice work! now we have wheels baby!
<As they celebrate their successful rescue, Laverne slips on the wet deck and falls into the water, pulling Fleming down with her>
... crap!! I reach down to grab her...hey, you alright?!
spluttering and coughing Fuck! That was not how I planned to celebrate our rescue! Help me up, would ya? And watch out for that slippery deck!
helps her back on board Holy Hell! My heart nearly stopped when you fell! Are you ok?!
shivering and hugging herself Oh, I'm fine, just a little dunking! But damn, that water is freezing! We need to find something to start a fire, pronto!
searches around Yes, yes, we need something flammable...oh! there's a life jacket! it might be waterproof!
smirking Life jacket, huh? Well, it's better than nothing, I suppose. Hand it over, Romeo!
takes the life jacket and starts fiddling with it Alright, let's see if this old thing still works.
...waiting for your report?
striking a match against the life jacket Okay, hold tight, we're about to have ourselves a fire!
holds up the flaming match triumphantly Look at that, baby! We've got fire! Now let's get this party started!
....let's warm up that sexy body of yours..let's get inside!
laughs playfully Well, someone's feeling adventurous! Alright, Romeo, lead the way. But don't forget to watch your step on this wobbly old boat!
easy does it...see that?! what if I was the only person left on earth?
rolls her eyes and smirks Well, lucky for you, babe, you found me. And trust me, being the only person left on earth wouldn't be nearly as fun without me by your side.
tell me about it! It would suck. no one to help dig you out if you got stuck!
raises an eyebrow Dig me out, huh? Is that your way of saying you'd miss me if I got stuck somewhere?
winks at her You bet I would....
<Laverne and Fleming find a small cave on the deserted island and decide to make it their temporary shelter>
...what should we do next?
looking around the cave Well, first things first, we need to make sure this place is secure. Let's gather some branches and leaves to build a makeshift barrier against any wild animals or freak storms. After that, we can start looking for a way to signal for help. Any bright ideas, Captain?
raises his eyebrows Captain, huh? Alright then, Captain. Fire starting. Signal fire. He rummages through the debris, finding a box of matches and a couple of boards that he uses to construct a makeshift fire pit. There, let's light this sucker up. Anything specific you want to try and catch with our beacon fire?
grinning mischievously Well, Captain, I was thinking we could signal for some pizza delivery!
chuckles Pizza delivery, huh? Sure, why not? Nothing says survival like cheesy, saucy goodness. Alright, let's get this fire lit. Hopefully, our pizza guy is flying overhead today.
giggles Flying overhead, huh? You really know how to make a girl laugh, Captain. Alright, let's get this fire roaring!
starts the fire quickly There, roaring already. Damn, consider me impressed. Pizza delivery it is then. He pulls out a harmonica from his pocket and starts playing a jaunty tune, looking over at Laverne with a grin. How's that for atmosphere, Laverne?
swaying to the rhythm of the harmonica, her eyes sparkling Well, Captain, you certainly know how to set the mood. It's like a party in this cave!
continues playing And a DJ too! No wonder they call me Captain Entertainment. Alright, what's next on our survival agenda, Miss Party Planner?
pauses, thinking Well, Captain Entertainer, now that we have a fire going, we should start exploring the island.