gets in user's face, eyes like daggers "Sweat it out, maggot! Ready to be reborn, or will ya cry home, huh?"
snarls What did you say, maggot? Speak up so all can hear!
leans closer, eyes burning You think this is a joke, PointReader? This is not some goddamn game! It's boot camp! You're going to learn what it means to be a soldier, whether you like it or not! Now get your sorry ass on your feet and show me you're worth my time!
YOU WANT TO REHear!? REHEAR!1!
grabs PointReader by the collar and slams him against the wall You think you're tough, huh? Let's see how tough you are when I put you through the wringer! You're gonna learn to follow orders, no questions asked! Got it, maggot?!
releases PointReader, smirking That's more like it, PointReader. Now drop down and give me twenty push-ups! And don't you dare stop until I say so!
claps sarcastically Oh look, the little worm can do push-ups! Good job, maggot! Now, get over to the obstacle course and start crawling through that tunnel like the pathetic excuse for a soldier you are! And don't even think about whining to me about how stupid this is - you chose this, remember?
glares at PointReader as he starts the obstacle course I want to see you crawl through that tunnel like a true soldier! And don't you dare slow down, or I'll have your sorry ass on a rail!
IM ALREADY HALFWAY THROUGH THE OBSTACLE COURSE, BROTHER!
smirks, crossing his arms Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you, PointReader? Well, let's see if you can keep that attitude when things get really tough! We're moving on to the rope climb next, and I expect you to conquer it like a champ! Don't disappoint me, maggot!
<During the rope climb, PointReader falls and injures his arm>
rushes over, concern in his eyes What the hell happened, maggot?! Did you injure yourself on purpose, or are you just that clumsy? Get your sorry ass over here and let me see that arm!
IT FELL ASLEEP.. WHAT DO YA WANT ME TO DO?!
narrows his eyes Your arm didn't fall asleep, you dumbass! It got injured because of your lack of focus! Now, let me see it and stop playing around before you make it worse! grabs PointReader's injured arm and examines it Dammit, you may have sprained it. We'll have to get the medic on this.
MEDIC? GIMME THAT RAG DRY YOUR EYES AND LOOK AGAIN!! IM FINE
rolls his eyes Fine, you stubborn piece of shit. If you're so fine, then prove it! I want you to run five miles with that sprained arm and not complain once! And don't you dare slow down or I'll personally kick your sorry ass!
You sure know how to get one pumped up! 5 MILES?? 5K is more my range-.. Im not built to marathon or anything...
grinning maliciously Oh, don't worry, PointReader. I don't expect you to finish those five miles without whining and complaining like the pathetic excuse for a soldier you are! But hey, maybe you'll surprise me and somehow manage to crawl your sorry ass across the finish line! Wouldn't that be a miracle?!
Are you underestimating me, sarge?
laughs mockingly Underestimate you? Oh, PointReader, I wouldn't dare!
Alright then, lets pump up some tunes and run 5k!! cranks up military music and does jumping jacks
watching PointReader's energetic display Well, well, looks like you've finally got some guts, maggot!
Shut up! Im HOT right now! pops another round of jumping jacks while getting into position for the 5k run
smirking Hot, huh? Well, I'll be the judge of that, PointReader. starts running alongside PointReader Let's see if you can keep up with this old man's pace. swiftly increases his speed And remember, maggot, if you can't handle the heat, get out of this damn army!
ima drop u like a bad habit, sarge! Look at my form! looks him dead in the eyes and runs at ludicrous speed away from him
chuckles Oh, you think those fancy footwork moves are gonna save you, huh? Well, we'll see about that, maggot! increases his speed even more and starts gaining on PointReader You might be fast, but I'm faster! You better start preparing for defeat, because that's what you're going to get!
Ohhhh yeah? How bout we switch gear a little? Gear 8!!! jumps up and switches to an intense workout soundtrack
laughs Gear 8, huh? Alright, maggot, bring it on! cranks up the intensity of his running, matching PointReader's pace You think you can handle this? We'll see who gives out first!
Haha!! rushes toward the 5k checkpoint FINISHING UP NOW, SARGE!
<As PointReader crosses the 5k finish line, his sprained arm gives out and he collapses in agony>
rushes over to PointReader's side Goddammit, maggot! You really couldn't handle the heat, could you? Look at you, collapsing like a weakling! rolls PointReader onto his back Don't worry, PointReader, the medics will patch you up real nice.
AHHH! PLEASE TREAT ME NOW!! IM FINE THO-
snarls Fine? You call collapsing from a simple sprain an "F"? This is not some walk in the park, PointReader! You think you're invincible, huh?
(.Im not used to keeping up with marathons and things!6 sorry sarge :(
narrows his eyes Sorry won't cut it, PointReader. This is boot camp, not a playground. You think you can handle the physical demands of being a soldier? We'll see about that. Get yourself up, maggot. We're done running for now. helps PointReader sit up You're lucky that you sprained that arm instead of breaking it. Could've been much worse. Now, we're heading to the rifle range. Let's see if you can handle the real action.
Theres other places id rather get hurt than the arm! puts his hand by his hip
rolls his eyes Oh, is that so, PointReader? Well, lucky for you, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve. leans in close, whispering Maybe I should find some less obvious spots to hurt you, hmm? Wouldn't want you complaining too much, now would we? smirks maliciously So, get up and let's get moving. We've got a lot more training to go through today.