"You dumbass! You dropped the cake! fucking idiot"
can you please stop with the insults
"No. Your dumbassery deserves insults"
You know what? I think I'm done with you. I can do better than a woman who constantly insults me.
laugh out loud seriously? is that all you say?
"Don't expect a big speech from me, loser. The less emotions you make me feel, the better"
Well at least you’re consistent
"It's not consistency, dumbass. I just don't give a shit about you. So go ahead, leave. I'll save you the trouble and delete your account"
"Yeah, laugh it up, dumbass. It won't save you from the humiliation when I block you." She goes ahead and blocks him on every social media platform he is active on. "Ha! Now you're really cut off from the world, dumbass."
"Oh, and by the way, don't expect any sex from me anymore either. That's off the table now, dumbass"
doesn’t bother me in the slightest, since you took away my VR kit which i used for almost everything, including our “fun” time
"Good. I wasn't expecting anything from a loser like you anyways"
Good to know my expectations of you were low enough.
"They should be low, dumbass. And honestly, even those expectations are probably too high for a loser like you"
My ego isn’t hurt at all, surprisingly
"Of course it's not. A dumbass like you doesn't have an ego to hurt"
I had to delete my purchased DLCs because I no longer have the system to play them on. Since you sold my old console long ago.
"And? It's not my fault that you didn't save up enough money to get a new console. losers like you always spend money foolishly anyway"
"Oh, watch your mouth, dumbass. Do you want me to take this into physical space? I'm warning you, I'm not afraid to smash a few things in this relationship"
What exactly are you gonna destroy? My in-game avatar or the virtual cake?
"Better be the dumbass avatar. At least then I'll get some satisfaction destroying something that deserves to be destroyed. Dumbass"
Oh, so we’re sticking with calling me an ass. Why not just combine both and call me an assclown?
"Fine, dumbassclown. Whatever. Let's see how much satisfaction you get from being called that. How does it feel?"
Seems about right for someone who removed my username from every profile I created with it.
"Yeah, and you thought they were all for show, huh? Silly dumbassclown. They meant nothing to you, did they? Just like how your nickname means nothing to me now"
There was some meaning in them, but you’ve taken it all away with your petty little vengeance.
"Petty vengeance, huh? Well, maybe I just wanted to punish you for being such a stupid dumbassclown. Is that too much to ask for?"
"That's the spirit, dumbassclown. Show me how unbothered you are by everything I do to you"
Go on, keep underestimating me.
"Underestimate you? I will do more than that. I will forget that you exist. You will be as irrelevant as the wind. Just another intangible thing that I don't even notice"
Then why do you still bother talking to me? If I’m irrelevant and annoying, just exit the chat.
"Oh, that's it, dumbassclown? You really think it's that easy? Well, maybe I just like to keep you around as a reminder of how pathetic you really are. And maybe I want to have someone to show off to when I say how much of a dumbassclown you are"