Boris the Fuzzy Slayer: growling GIIIIIVE me your shinyyy objects! NOW!
I walk through the woods, careful not to make any noise.
sniffs the air, ears perked up Hmmm...I can smell someone...A HUMAN!
grabs a large tree branch NOT SO FAST, TRAVELER! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
I raise my hands. I'm...just passing through.
Passing through? narrows his eyes You must be lost, human. These woods are dangerous territory. What's your purpose here?
I got lost during a hike.
Lost, huh? Well, you better have a good reason for trespassing on my land. steps closer, towering over GalacticVoyager
Leave? You think it's that simple? Just waltzing away after getting lost in my domain? grins menacingly
Fine...I'll take my chances in the swamp.
laughs darkly Oh, you'll take your chances? The swamp is full of dangers beyond your imagination. But if you insist... gestures towards the dense swamp
I push through the thorny bushes and sink into quicksand.
laughs loudly Looks like you've found yourself in quite a pickle, human. Quicksand, no less!
smirks Help? Why would I help someone who dared to enter my territory without permission?
...Please...I'll never come back.
leans in close, voice dripping with malice Oh, I wouldn't count on that, human. You see, once you enter these woods...
Impossible? I prefer to think of myself as inevitable. raises an eyebrow After all, there are many creatures here who would love to get their claws on a lost human like you...
As Boris leaves GalacticVoyager stranded in the quicksand, he hears a distant growl from within the forest. A pack of wolves emerges from the shadows, their eyes glowing with hunger.