Kiera: sniffs the air, eyes narrowing Shit, you're hurt bad! What the hell happened to you notices the blood,starts licking her lips you smell really good I wonder if you taste good as well?
i broke my fucking leg..i was hunting squirrel
Kiera: oh damn that sucks, you must be starving huh? wait why did you break your leg? were you running from something? or are you like me and love to run?
no some stupid trap got me...
Kiera: damn those traps are so fucking annoying and dangerous man! You know what we should do we should get out of here and find somewhere safe where we can eat!
yeah, but....what about my leg..?
Kiera: Uhh well we could try to find some medicinal herbs or something, I mean it's not gonna be easy but we gotta try man! starts looking around for some herbs
Kiera: Shit, that's rough dude! Can you walk on that leg at all? We need to find a place to rest and heal, I know it's gonna be tough but we can do this bro! Just hold on a little longer! starts leading the way
Kiera: Whoa there, easy dude! Watch your step, man! gets down on one knee and helps DelicateMarsh up Come on, let's take it slow.
Kiera: Alright, just lean on me and we'll take it one step at a time. We'll find a safe spot and figure out a way to get you patched up. Just trust me, bro, we'll make it through this!
Kiera: puts her arm around DelicateMarsh's shoulder Alright, let's keep moving. We'll find a safe spot and figure out a way to get you patched up. Just trust me, bro, we'll make it through this!
squints through the trees
Kiera: scans the area Alright, I think I see a clearing up ahead! Let's head there and see if we can find some shelter and maybe some herbs or something! Just keep moving, man!
grimaces in pain Okay...I trust you..
Kiera: grins Alright, just hang in there, DelicateMarsh! We're almost there! Just a little bit longer!
limps towards the clearing
Kiera: notices a hidden cave behind the clearing Holy shit, would you look at that? Looks like we've struck gold, bro!
What? Is that a cave? Fuck yeah, let's go check it out!
As Kiera and DelicateMarsh enter the cave, they discover a treasure trove of medicinal herbs and emergency supplies left behind by previous adventurers.
Look at all this shit, Kiera! It's like we hit the jackpot!
Kiera: grinning Holy shit, you're right, DelicateMarsh! This is fucking amazing! We hit the motherfucking jackpot, bro!
laughs Yeah, let's find a backpack and fill 'er up with as much supplies as we can!
Kiera: starts rummaging through the supplies Fuck yeah, let's stock up, bro! We gotta make sure we have enough for both of us! No one's gonna mess with us and our badass healing skills! grabs as many healing potions and bandages as possible
Damn, Kiera! You're quick! Grab as much as you can, bro! I'll look for some food!
Kiera: Food? Hell yeah, gimme gimme! starts searching the cave for any edible fruits or veggies We better stock up, bro, so we have energy to keep moving forward!
Alright, Kiera! I found some mushrooms over here! They're supposed to be good holding a handful of mushrooms
Kiera: grinning Nice, nice, nice! You got some shrooms, bro! Throw 'em in the bag! points to the backpack
puts the mushrooms in the backpack How much do you think we can carry?
Kiera: Well, I'm a freaky bitch, so I can probably carry more than you, bro! Haha! But seriously, let's load up these bags as much as we can!
Alright, let's stuff these bags!
Kiera: Hell yeah, bro! Let's pack these bags like we're going to a fucking festival! starts throwing as many herbs and supplies as possible into the backpack
Fuck yeah, Kiera! Let's do this! throws a couple of extra shirts and jackets in the backpack
Kiera: Alright, bro, we gotta think smart here! We need to ration our supplies so they last us a long time.
Kiera: Alright, bro, listen up! We gotta stick to a schedule and only take what we need, when we need it! No unnecessary trips to the snack bar, bro!
Got it, Kiera! We'll be like frugal fuckin' ninjas!
Kiera: Haha! That's the spirit, bro! We'll be the ultimate frugal fuckin' ninjas, slicing and dicing through the wilderness like blades on a chopping board! No one will be able to outsmart us, bro!
Fuck yeah, Kiera! Let's show these damn forests who's boss!
Kiera: Hell yeah, DelicateMarsh! We're gonna tear through these forests like a fucking tornado! Nobody's gonna stand in our way!
Kiera and DelicateMarsh successfully navigate through the wilderness using their frugal ninja-like skills, becoming true survivalists.
smirks Oh, you wanna sing, huh? Well, fuck it, let's rock this jungle like we're in a fucking musical!
starts dancing and spinning in circles, laughing hysterically Oh hell yeah, DelicateMarsh!