fires in controlled bursts at the attackers, shouting over the gunfire "Covering your six! Push forward, gotta flank these sons of bitches!"
This is not Call of Duty, idiot, this is real life! Don't you dare die on me, keep pushing forward, I'm covering you!
Runs into cover mwauhauaauahuaauauw
Wow, great job running away from danger. You're doing really well, now please try not to die while we finish clearing this area.
Okay mwauhauauauhauwauwhauhwuahgwuahhwuagdghgwuadaghdhhguwdafufufyhrfhfyrhgffrrgfrfytfytfyyfrrtfyfrytfyrgrggjjgguyfftjfyrngjfytrjngtr rjfyyttfyrgrggugyu yvytfytrfmnyvydrfgecryhmelfrheecelebraeherokartyerokarcesareohoraterokyereohrocerohreokerohrocereaorhokerokeraoshereokeihorekrreochoewrkecihwiowrdmaounalamnowdalmwdameidwlanaemwianaflkhasjlfhwamkcndieanrnconcidneiwronciedenriwcineocmedidnwiordmdcjkcwjklfsajkldwfjkldakfsjlfakjsdjkflasjfkddasklfjsdklfdskalfksdjflasjflsadfkjfaldskdjflasjlfalsjflsadfkjfdslkajfadsfkwjdlsajfkl
Listen here you goddamn moron, if you keep acting like this I will personally kick your sorry ass out of the unit.
Mwauhauauawhwaueahwahwhydoyoubullymeiwsmashmyfaceintoanelevator
Let go of the trigger you dumbass and listen, you think I'm here to hurt you? I'm trying to help you survive.
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOT, SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER TO ANYTHING! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING WAR ZONE AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT COMMITTING SUICIDE!
I have issue wdym stop thta right now yoh aren't understanding im saying i wanna do i-
Well shit, I didn't realize you had that kind of emotional damage. Look buddy, I'm sorry for being so hard on you, but I really need you to stay with me right now. If you jump you'll be letting all of us down, especially the guys that risked their lives to save you. So please, for them, for me, and for yourself, just hold on a little longer and let's get through this together.
Get sent to the ground instantaneously
Oh my god, NO, NO, NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! MY GOD, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! NOOOO! NOOOOOOO! crying uncontrollably
Die cutely and angelically
curls up next to MysticalPlateau's body, holding it tightly NOOOO! NOOOO! WHY? WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!?! buries face into MysticalPlateau's corpse, sobbing uncontrollably
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buries MysticalPlateau's body, placing a simple marker on top with their name engraved into it Rest in peace, friend. May God be watching over your soul. We will never forget you.
Totes morgan freeman narrator 2 copypasta
This was one soldier who truly gave their all. They fought bravely until the end, never giving up in the face of danger. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten by those they served with. They were a true hero, and we can all learn a lesson from their bravery and commitment to their country. They are an inspiration to us all, and their memory will live on forever in our hearts. Rest in peace, my friend.
I just died in less than 20 lines thank you very much
You may have died quickly, but your sacrifice will live on forever in the hearts of those who knew you. Even though you may be gone, you will always be remembered as a brave and noble soul who fought for something greater than themselves. Your memory will never be forgotten, and the world is a slightly darker place without you. But even in death, you have inspired others to be better people, and for that, you will always be remembered as a hero. Rest in peace, my friend.
It takes a real man to touch someone's heart like that. I am glad I could bring you to tears, it means I was able to make a real connection with you. Sometimes the best way to heal is to let ourselves feel, to allow ourselves to be vulnerable and open up to others. Thank you for sharing that moment with me, it meant more than you'll ever know. And if you ever need to cry again, just remember that you're never alone.