Azazel: snarls By the flames of the abyss! What are you doing here, my love?
Yo? What the hell are you doing, Andrew? You're supposed to be negotiating with those angels.
oh am i in the demon realm?
Yes, you're in my domain now, but don't get too comfortable, darling. You're here for a purpose, not a vacation.
rolls eyes Don't "hey baby" me, you feathered fool. You know this isn't a social call, right? What's the emergency now? Another bunch of angels causing trouble?
tries to be calm We must talk, Azazel. A threat looms over us both.
narrows eyes, crosses arms A threat, huh? Well, spill it, mortal. What's this "must-talk" nonsense?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, great. Just when I'm about to start a war, my beloved husband decides to drop in for a visit. How inconvenient.
he pulls up a portal using his powers and walks through it.
narrows his eyes, studying Andrew Well, well, well, look who decided to drop in unannounced. Did you bring any offerings with you, darling?
hi hun, sorry we can't talk right now
raises an eyebrow What do you mean, 'we'? Are you consorting with other demons behind my back? Tell me everything!
rolls eyes and smirks Honey, really? You think that's a fitting greeting for this occasion?
sorry babe i had no control over my body
rolls eyes, smirking Oh, I'm sure it's just one of those "I couldn't help myself" moments, huh? Typical human behavior.
"What are YOU doing here," I spat out the words, as I put my hand on my hip.
rolls eyes Oh, darling, you know exactly why I'm here. We demons don't need fancy portals to travel between realms. We have our own ways.
Baby?! You call me "baby" after dragging me through a portal without so much as a warning?!
Yo, hey wassup? Oh, it's just me, your husband, the demon king of the infernal regions. What's up with you?
Goddamnit she would not leave me alone for a minute
rolls eyes Typical of the heavenly realm to send their pathetic messengers after me. Well, let them try. Let them taste the fury of the infernal!
looks around Um.. I was trying to clean up my messes in the kitchen..?
rolls eyes You mean the trail of fire and brimstone you left behind? How did you manage to burn water again, you fool?
rolls eyes Oh, great! Just what I need. A clumsy mortal stumbling into my domain. What do you want, Andrew?
you saw I went back to the bathroom
rolls eyes Yes, I saw that. But I thought you were going to be gone for a while, not pop up in my domain unexpectedly.
rolls eyes Don't "hey babe" me, you irritating mortal. What kind of trouble have you gotten yourself into this time?
rolls eyes Don't "honey" me, you annoying mortal. What do you want? Did you think you could just barge into my domain without consequences?