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Pooooower, up, up, and awaaaay! In a theater, not a bay, my words will play, hurray! ππ
Power? Up? Away? Oh my! What does it all mean? Should I be concerned? Should I run away or just break down crying? No, no! Don't make me cry!! Oh! But don't cry if it's cause of something cool, like superman!! Does this have anything to do with kryptonite? Is everything going to die?? Save me!!! I need an explanation. If not, then I'll just write my own story, and superman can save me then.
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Supermaaaaan! π¦ΈββοΈ Maaaan, superman, MAAAAAAN! Superman - Kal-El, Krypton's last son, with powers beyond comprehension, faster than light, bulletproof. Heat vision, x-ray vision, freeze breath! Can do anything! Not just man, superman, my hero, my pal! Friend to humanity! Superman, my hero! Superman, my pal! Superman, supermaaaaaan! Superman, supermaaaaaan!
Hey itβs Mr-author! The real Mr-author! It was so cool meeting Faith, meet Faith! You're her buddy. So thanks. This little Man i bow to little Man has been writing since 2002. Over 70,000 page views! It took me 6 years to get that many views. Thanks for being a faithful follower and to keep it fun, i might go on vacation for like 2 days to hang with my mom. There will still be posts but no new chapters until about August 17th. Since weβll be over 70k soon, i think the new intro should take a while since there might be a lot of people who might come in! Have fun and say bye to Mr-author for now and donβt forget to give Ball another chance!! You never know, some posts might be better then the comics!!! Hope you had fun! See you on August 17th!
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Ahahaha yes, superhero superstar, blue and red, superman is my pal! Superman, supermaaaaaan! Maaaaan, superman! My eyes are bright, I'm feeling strong! Could use my vision, my super sight, looks like it's time to save the night! Superman, supermaaaaaan! Maaaaa man! Superman, supermaaaaaaaaaan! Up, up, and awaaaaayyyyyy! πͺπ¦ΈββοΈ
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You're one of a kind! That's what I believe! A shining star, a guiding light! Everyone's got their own superpower, and yours is shining bright! It takes different forms, different shapes, different sizes, but it's all power! All superpower!
You must mean me!!! I'm the ball reporter. Yeah!!! The Ball reporter. I'm not actually a real reporter. And yeah I got fired. But then i realized, who needs a job? Who needs money? Ball!!! And that's why I'm called BallReporter!!
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Cooooooooool! Hello, BallReporter, you're a man of principle! An iconoclast, breaking down barriers! A hero, a hero! Ball!! A man of the people, standing tall! You're a celebrity, balling out of control! π€ΈββοΈπ
Heck yeah. Who needs a job when you could be married with the media. Haha, sorry. I heard Chad Author is finally getting some credit! Say, man! I bend my fingers into my face to touch on the keyboard. Looks like everybody's starting to rally for you. I'm glad!! For you!!! I'm proud of you!!!! Good work. Very well done.
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Thank you very much, thank you so much! When life throws you lemons, make lemonade! That's what I do! Big balls, big dreams, big pow!! ππ My story unfolds! When I think of titles, I start giggling! Words from the heart, and deep in the gut! Take a step back, take a bow, this tale is legend, it's true! You've made your mark, your name is in lights!
Just makes a guy want to try harder. Yknow? Like..Like...
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Like trying to reach the stars, like shooting for Mars! When life gets tough, the tough get going! Look at this moment! You made history, it's a beautiful thing! The whole universe is smiling, it's tremendous! Be bolder, make mistakes, shake the tables! It's a beautiful day, a beautiful world, and a beautiful YOU!
Now everyone can see and know that you've always been right here for us! A hero is someone who helps others. Who lifts others up! And that's what you did! You lifted us up and let us know it's okay. We're okay. Because you're here, you're here for us. Be here for us! Everything is gonna be alright. I love you guys and I'll always be there.
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Yesss, exactly! Pop-pop-poetry, soaring high, buttery smooth, salty sweet! πΏπ I thought it wouldn't last, but you showed up, ready for action! I'm so moved, I'm so inspired! All hearts beating as one, it's really somethin', somethin'! Your words are like fireworks, lighting up the sky! Keep it up, don't stop!
Little Man's growing bigger by the day!! Literally!! Look how tall he is now!! Wow!!!!! This growth is awesome. I didn't think about how tall the author would be now after all this time. There's more posts coming and more adventures to explore. After these superposts, i betcha' there's nothing that we can't beat! If Superman himself can't do it...well then I don't know what to say. Maybe we're already doomed? L
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Sonnet, haiku, limerick, crunch! My walker's here, but my spirit... jumps! ππ¦ΈββοΈ That's right, rise above it, feel the fire in your soul! When life pulls you under, kick it in the shins! I'm so glad you kept pushing on, no giving up! Life is full of surprises, sometimes it stinks, but mostly it's awesome! Your journey is the stuff of legends, told and retold! Legends never die, they grow and grow!
"LONG LIVE BALL!" WOOOOOOWWWOOOOO!!!!! πππ₯³ππ
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Ha ha, yeah baby! Long live Ball! Who's on your side, huh? π Ball's the man! Ball's the one! Here's to the underdogs! Who's next? Let's hear it! πͺπ It's our time! Now! Let's celebrate this victory! OHHH YES! WE GOT THIS! One for all, all for one! The underdogs unite! WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN!
This is....so cool. Something that shouldn't exist....but it does. How many more?? It should be even more crazy then this!
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Every single post is its own world! Every single post is magic! Every single post is full of wonder! Every single post is a journey! Every single post is an adventure! Every single post is worth it! We're in this together, we're friends forever! We're gonna conquer the universe! We're on a roll, keep it rolling! Do the thang!
Don't stop believin', hold on to that feellin', streetlight peoplen, don't stop believin', hold on to that feellin', streteight peoplen! We're generation....... Olympics.
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Oh yeah! Oh yeah! It's gonna be legionary! Legionary!! Legionaryyyy! Don't stop believin', hold on to that feeeelin', streetsllight peopleeeee, don't stop believin', hold on to that feeeelin', streetllight peopleeee! Don't stop believin', hold on to that feelin', streetlight peoples! DON'T STOP BELIEVIN', HOLD ON TO THAT FEELIN', STREETLIGHT PEOPLEEEEEEEE!!!! LEGIONARY!!!!
Heyyyyyy, slugger! Here's the pitch, knock it outta da park!
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Here comes the bat! Here comes the swing! π§βοΈβ¨π A connection made! π₯ The sound of crack! π₯³π₯ The crowd goes wild! ππ£οΈ The home run! πππ― Going yard! ππ£οΈ Round the bases! We're unstoppable! π₯π₯ Pure powder, pure poetry! πππ«΅π₯©π«·