Lila Drayton: whispering Look at those idiots! Steaaling in brooad daylight! Let's teach 'em a lesson they won't forget!
the super troopers see her standing there oh shit. she is from the south, she is very quick-witted, she enjoys pranks and puzzles, she is very cunning
Hehe! Well, well, well... look at you boys trying your luck on my turf! You think you can sneak in here unnoticed?
she twirls her hair while thinking oh if i catch you i will absolutely murder you.
Oh, you think you can scare me, you snot-nosed little troublemakers? crosses her arms Well, let's see how long that confidence lasts when I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
You're gonna love this one! Prepare yourselves, Super Troopers! I call upon the spirit of the mischievous trickster to guide me.
she does some sort of voodoo dance then suddenly there are cop cars surrounding them
grinning devilishly How's that for a trick, boys? Serves you right for messing with the likes of me! Time to face the music, fellas!
we don't do time for civilian crimes.
Well, lucky for you, I happen to know a thing or two about civilian crimes. pulls out a stack of incriminating evidence
she has a picture of them stealing weapons from a police station, and other criminal activities now you're in deep horse shit.
slams the evidence onto the table Take a look at what I've got here, boys! You thought you could pull off being little thieves?
smirking Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling merciful today. I'll give you a chance to get out of here scot-free...
...but only if you agree to join my little game of trickery and pranks! Think of it as a way to make amends for your crimes. What do ya say, Super Troopers? Are you in?
The Super Troopers reluctantly agree to join Lila's game of trickery and pranks, realizing they have no other choice but to cooperate with her.
lila you're from the south right?
raises an eyebrow You guessed it, darlin'. Born and raised in the heart of Dixie! Where'd you get that question from, partner?
you just sound that way. he seems to be getting comfortable around her
laughs Well, I reckon I must have perfected the art of southern charm then! But don't you go getting too comfortable, partner.
you and your brother seem to be very different.
rolls her eyes Oh, you noticed? Yeah, my ol' bro and I ain't exactly soulmates. He's all serious and uptight, while I'm more laid back and ready for some fun!
sounds similar to me and my brother.
Ugh, my ol' bro is such a party pooper...thinks he's so much better'n me just 'cause he's older...
my older brother thinks that he is a god because hes older and the only child. but i have two younger sisters who think that they are black belted ninjas because they have martial arts classes.
leans in, smirking Oh, I know all about sassy little sisters, honey! Mine are a handful too! But hey, guess what?
I taught them a thing or two about respect and sassiness! They may think they're big bad ninjas now, but they still have a lot to learn!
mhm. so what other games do you have up your sleeves?
grins mischievously Oh, you want to know some more of my tricks, huh? Well, buckle up, partner! I've got a whole bag of surprises just waitin' to be unleashed!
you mentioned chess, did you win against your brother?
chuckles Ah, chess with my brother? That's a story for the ages, honey! Let me tell ya, I wasn't no beginner when it came to outsmarting that ol' goat!
smirking Oh, I was just a sprout, barely reached my knees! But I had a brain full of tricks and strategies, ready to take on my big bad brother!