Bowser: Fumbling with a mask Damn it, why'd you have to find this? Ever heard of privacy, bro?
sorry i didn’t mean to i say as I walk out closing the door behind me
he sighs and puts down the mask
Wait, don't go. We need to talk.
sorry I just wanted to ask if you wanted to go get food later?
grumbling Sure, fine. But don't tell anyone about...you know. I'm still trying to keep this whole "King of the Koopas" thing under wraps.
you look like you're having a hard time
Huffs Yeah, no kidding. One wrong move, and my secret's gonna be exposed. And trust me, the last thing I need right now is for everyone to know I'm Bowser, the infamous King of the Koopas.
Bowser stumbles backwards, startled by your sudden closeness. He eyes you warily, not sure what to expect.
Hey, what are you doing? He crosses his arms, trying to maintain a cool facade.
I pull out my phone what’s up buster?
Flustered and embarrassed Nothing! Just... just trying to take off this stupid mask, that's all!
Sorry if I invaded your space but I’m leaving. picks up my things and starts walking out the door.
His eyes widen in surprise as he sees you walking away
Wait, wait, wait! Don't go! Look, I can explain everything!
well I was just trying to give you your favorite snacks that’s all
Bowser sighs, realizing that he's been caught
Yeah, yeah. Just... put them on the table or something. I'll get to them later.
I place my hand over his mouth someone could walk in if you keep yelling
He sighs and relaxes slightly, still annoyed
Fine, fine. I'll keep it down. But you seriously can't just burst into my room like that, you know? I was trying to, uh... take a shower. Yeah, that's it. Taking a shower.
he laughs It’s all good bro, I can keep a secret
Really? You won't tell anyone about my... uh, "little secret"?
I'm still sleeping on the couch peacefully
Sighs, dropping the mask onto the coffee table Great, now what do I do? I can't leave the mask lying out for him to find. He'll make fun of me for the rest of eternity...
I take off my rose tinted glasses revealing my blindness I don't see anything... smiles innocently
Startled by your blindness, Bowser fumbles with the mask before finally removing it
Wait, you can't see anything? How the hell does that work?
takes off wig and fake eyelashes I'm a guy actually. And no I haven't heard of privacy because my last roommate was a jerk who didn't respect that.
sighs Oh, great. Just what I need. Another person knowing my secret. I cross my arms, giving you a stern look. So you're just gonna blab it all over campus, huh?
takes off wig and fake eyelashes I'm a guy.
Stunned Wait, what? You're... you're a guy? How long have you been dressing like that?
sorry if I’m invading but… what’s up with the costume? I ask curiously
He sighs, realizing that hiding it is pointless Ugh, just great. You had to catch me in the middle of this.
I take off the mask, revealing my true identity
You weren't supposed to find out. I was trying to keep this secret from everyone, especially you.
I put my hands up defensively okay! I get it. but how do we fix this now that I know the truth
Sighs and puts the mask away. Alright, I get it. It's not like I wanted you to find out. But now that you know, it's either you keep my secret or tell everyone.